Kate Hudson's Latest... Things

in Preen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9264610n) Kelly Sawyer and Kate Hudson Jennifer Meyer & Jenna Dewan Tatum cocktail reception, Los Angeles, USA - 07 Dec 2017 KATE WEARING PREEN BY THORNTON BREGAZZI

The lady Kate is with, Kelly Sawyer, looks adorable. Kate is wearing great red pumps with the most tacky thing she could find in the cruise ship's "couture" shop. And yes, I used those quotes on purpose.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9264156ac) Kate Hudson 27th Annual Beat the Odds ceremony, Show, Los Angeles, USA - 07 Dec 2017

This almost looks like the fanciest, most expensive, sparkliest scrubs she could special-order.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/REX/Shutterstock (9265981ay) Kate Hudson Amazon Studios Holiday Party, Inside, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Dec 2017

I can't tell if it's the dress that's killing me, or the smeary dark makeup, so.... I'm gonna vote both. She's disappearing in it.

with Barbra and Sia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/REX/Shutterstock (9265981fi) Kate Hudson, Barbra Streisand and Sia Furler Amazon Studios Holiday Party, Inside, Los Angeles, USA - 09 Dec 2017

These are three people who do not seem stoked about being photographed in this exact moment. They ALSO might be the beginning of a bawdy joke. ("A Sia, a Streisand, and a celebspawn walk into a bar...")

in Michael Kors

North America and Brazil Rights Only - Torkyo, Japan - 20171113-Kate Hudson Attends Photocall for Michael Kors Watch Hunger Stop Charity Dinner American actress Kate Hudson and fashion designer Michael Kors, attend the photo call for the event ''Michael Kors Watch Hunger Stop Charity Gala Dinner in Tokyo'' at the Riva degli Etruschi restaurant on November 13, 2017, Tokyo, Japan. The event was organised in collaboration with VOGUE JAPAN to raise money for delivering meals to malnourished children around the world. -PICTURED: Kate Hudson -PHOTO by: Rodrigo Reyes Marin/AFLO/INSTARimages.com -aflo_gxta_mkorsjpn010a.jpg This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

This is a bit older, but I think we missed it before Thanksgiving. She looks super in this, shoes notwithstanding, and it's a high note on which to end. I'd rather NOT leave you cursing humanity.