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# Kate Mara Presents an Award, and Potentially So Much More
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-mara-presents-an-award-and-potentially-so-much-more-10-2017/
- Published: 2017-10-30T17:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-30T04:59:13.000Z
- Description: She might want this one back.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

"I'm so honored to be presenting this award tonight to Matt Damon. As you know, we starred together in *The Martian*, which... I mean, I guess Matt was mostly on Mars that whole time, but we had meaningful connections, like in that scene where... well, of course I can't quite recall the particulars in this *exact* moment, or whether we were on set at the same time, or even spoke? Matthew, can you? No? That's okay. As Prince once said in a story you told me, or I guess that I read on the Internet: It lives in our own hearts, Matt Damon. Have I talked for long enough that no one's gonna mention my crotch? Okay. Peace out and take this so I can go put on some jeans."

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