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# Royally Played: The Duchess of Cambridge in Asos (with Bonus Harry)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-middleton-in-asos-with-bonus-harry/
- Published: 2015-03-18T17:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2015-03-20T16:04:14.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/466690694.jpg)

Let's kick off with our old friend INFORMATIVE CAPTION. Ahem! "Dateline, LONDON, ENGLAND." No, wait, that's just me channeling those old time-y newsreels. Actual Informative Caption: "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits the Brookhill Children's Centre in Woolwich to find out about the work of [Home Start](https://www.home-start.org.uk/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ."

Informative Coat Time: She's had this one for ages and apparently, it's by that Infamous Private Dressmaker that I've decided is actually Prince Charles. Look, that man knows his way around a pocket square. Who is to say that he doesn't find it soothing and fulfilling to occasionally whip up an item on his Singer while also enjoying a pipe and talking to Camilla about whatever quiz show they happen to be watching?

Informational Baby Time: She apparently told people at this visit that she's due in "mid-to-late April." Kate, please don't have the baby while [Heather and I are on stage at the LA Times Festival of Books on the 19th](https://heatherandjessica.wordpress.com/events-and-signings/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). PLEASE WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME TO TWITTER.

## Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/466690708.jpg)

I did just realize that the reason I really like this dress is because I basically OWN this dress, although mine is from Madewell. Also, I accidentally shrunk mine because, unlike Kate, I do not have a handful of minions carefully laundering my items. So basically now I'm full of Kate-related envy and melancholy. Even more than usual.

## Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/466690714.jpg)

I think this is super flattering on her. It's nice to see her in a v-neck for once. Might as well deploy a bit of tasteful cleavage while you've really got it.

## Kate Visits Brook Hill Children's Centre

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_Middlton_Kate_FFUK_031815_51683965.jpg)

THAT picture is going up on someone's Instagram RIGHT now.

## Prince Harry

![Prince-Harry](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/FFN_PrinceHarry_FFUK_031815_51683981.jpg)

And then Prince Harry showed up. Well, technically, he showed up ELSEWHERE, at an event for Walking With the Wounded, one of his charities that focuses on helping veterans re-adjust to life as civilians. He's not, like, secretly showing up at every event Kate does to see if he can get a second to smell her hair or something. As far as I know.

## Prince Harry Attends Launch For Walking With The Wounded's "Walk Of Britain"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/466689932.jpg)

"Damn it, you guys. These are William's notes for the *Empire* recap he's writing for Kate. Do we just want to talk about Cookie instead? Because I LOVE her."

## Prince Harry Attends The Launch Event For Walking With The Wounded's "Walk Of Britain"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/03/466689988.jpg)

"Or would you rather just eyeball my forearms? We can do that too."

[Royally Played: The Duchess of Cambridge in Asos (with Bonus Harry)I must be honest: I LOVE THIS and although it is in fact a maternity dress, I would totally wear it. Like Kate, I cannot resist a polka dot. (Nor can I resist Harry, which is why I tossed him in at the back of this slideshow rather than make you wait for Royals Round-Up on Friday. Don't say I never did anything nice for you.) \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/03/466690694.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-middleton-in-asos-with-bonus-harry-03-2015/)