Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre
Let's kick off with our old friend INFORMATIVE CAPTION. Ahem! "Dateline, LONDON, ENGLAND." No, wait, that's just me channeling those old time-y newsreels. Actual Informative Caption: "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visits the Brookhill Children's Centre in Woolwich to find out about the work of Home Start ."
Informative Coat Time: She's had this one for ages and apparently, it's by that Infamous Private Dressmaker that I've decided is actually Prince Charles. Look, that man knows his way around a pocket square. Who is to say that he doesn't find it soothing and fulfilling to occasionally whip up an item on his Singer while also enjoying a pipe and talking to Camilla about whatever quiz show they happen to be watching?
Informational Baby Time: She apparently told people at this visit that she's due in "mid-to-late April." Kate, please don't have the baby while Heather and I are on stage at the LA Times Festival of Books on the 19th. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME TO TWITTER.
Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre
I did just realize that the reason I really like this dress is because I basically OWN this dress, although mine is from Madewell. Also, I accidentally shrunk mine because, unlike Kate, I do not have a handful of minions carefully laundering my items. So basically now I'm full of Kate-related envy and melancholy. Even more than usual.
Kate Visits Brookhill Children's Centre
I think this is super flattering on her. It's nice to see her in a v-neck for once. Might as well deploy a bit of tasteful cleavage while you've really got it.
Kate Visits Brook Hill Children's Centre
THAT picture is going up on someone's Instagram RIGHT now.
Prince Harry
And then Prince Harry showed up. Well, technically, he showed up ELSEWHERE, at an event for Walking With the Wounded, one of his charities that focuses on helping veterans re-adjust to life as civilians. He's not, like, secretly showing up at every event Kate does to see if he can get a second to smell her hair or something. As far as I know.
Prince Harry Attends Launch For Walking With The Wounded's "Walk Of Britain"
"Damn it, you guys. These are William's notes for the Empire recap he's writing for Kate. Do we just want to talk about Cookie instead? Because I LOVE her."
Prince Harry Attends The Launch Event For Walking With The Wounded's "Walk Of Britain"
"Or would you rather just eyeball my forearms? We can do that too."