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Kate Middleton Temperley

Here is my issue with the Temperley Cocktail Thing, I have figured out. They don't look THAT cocktail-y to me. But then I start thinking, "but what IS cocktail-y," and then I fall into a wormhole of weird sequined cocktail dresses and that's never going to work, so it's possible that I totally don't even know what I'm talking about. (Probable, even.) ANYWAY. She looks swell in this shot.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Temperley

Kate is good at, at Tyra always recommends, making her own wind machine. I really like the dress here, as well. I think it's interesting.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Temperley

And I actually have always loved this cut, as far as the back view goes. It's balletic and just a bit sexy without being like, "HELLO I WEAR NO BRA TONIGHT."

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Temperley

If she'd shown up without the underslip, then we'd know that things were about to get really crazy up in here. People would be having their brains scanned at the moment. But the open work on the arms is saucy without being...SPICY.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Temperley

I do think it's possible that this isn't standing up to the flash as well as it could, in the boobular region, in certain shots. It's apparently a "cotton yarn," and dark cotton yarn will do that to you. I could seriously start a blog called You Think You're Safe In a Black Top But It's Not True Because The Flash Will Get You, Dude, Every Time, but that URL is WAY too long.

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Jimmy Choo

I like how high the heel is on these Jimmy Choos. (Thanks to What Would Kate Do for the shoe ID, as well as the link to the on-sale info about the dress in the previous slide!)

The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends Action On Addiction Dinner

Kate Middleton Temperley

I'm CERTAIN this photo was taken just so we could get a better look at the BAG. YES. THE BAG. (Actually, the bag is fab.)

Royally Played, Kate Middleton in Temperley London
It seems that Kate spent the last twelve weeks at home thinking, "you know what? LET'S MIX THINGS UP. I'm buying this quasi-low-backed black cocktail dress that MIGHT be sheer in bits but totally isn't and everyone's going to love it OR NOT I DON'T CARE. Someone, anyone, NOT GEORGE, please bring me some ginger tea, thank you." As for me, I am on record as being generally unmoved by Kate's cocktail wear, especially when it's Temperley -- I was meh on this Temperley in Australia, and this particular Temperley cocktail dress from a couple of years ago inspired extremely neutral feelings as well. (It seems that while I like Temperley a lot as a whole, I am not as enamored of their cocktail options.) THAT BEING SAID, I think I like this. I definitely like that she continues to (classily) (sort of) sex it up. REGARDLESS, LET'S DISCUSS. [Photos: Splash, Getty]

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