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# Royally Played, Kate Middleton in Goat (Sadly, not WITH Goat)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-middleton-sport-aid/
- Published: 2014-11-12T20:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-11-12T22:13:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends A SportsAid Athelete Workshop

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Let's kick this off with our Informative Caption From The Photo House. AHEM: "Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Patron of SportsAid, meets potential young athletes at a SportsAid workshop at the GSK Human Performance Laboratory."

Who DOESN'T want to go to a Human Performance Laboratory? (Especially because, as this is in England, it's a laBORatory, which makes it sound that much more mysterious/intriguing.) Unless, I suppose, there was the possibility that, at some point, someone might turn to you and say, "your performance as a human, frankly, kinda sucks."

Anyway, outfit-wise, obviously I don't think this is going to light anyone's hair on fire with boiling hot rage OR passionate, mad love, but it's totally nice and work-appropriate. (I have a dress almost exactly like this, from Madewell, and so far no one has told me that my performance as a human is subpar whilst wearing it.)

## The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends A SportsAid Athelete Workshop

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I know this is basically EXACTLY the same picture, but this had a better shot of the boots. I do like a flat boot. Do we like THESE flat boots? DISCUSS. Also: I feel cheated that there was no coat involved today. I was promised coat and boot season. (By myself, but whatever.)

## The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends A SportsAid Athelete Workshop

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"And then, here, Ohio has 18 electoral votes. So if we give that to -- what's that? Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I thought this was CNN. I was wondering where John King was."

(This was actually a thingie \[technical term\] that measured brain response and reflexes. THIS is what you ask the pregnant woman to do, instead of handing her a volleyball and saying, "have at it, ma'am. Let's see how much sorcery you can REALLY do.")

## The Duchess Of Cambridge Attends A SportsAid Athelete Workshop

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"Oooh, juicy. I WILL have Harry call you."

[Royally Played, Kate Middleton in Goat (Sadly, not WITH Goat)Last time she went to this event, she played volleyball in giant wedges. Last time she wore this designer, a little girl gave her a painting. This outing had neither wicked volleyball spikes NOR adorable artwork from talented children, but it did have new boots and lots of athletes and I like both of those things. \[Photos: Getty, Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/458854872.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kate-middleton-sport-aid-11-2014/)