Kate Wears Vintage Oscar de la Renta in Ireland

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10573828cd) Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge attend an event at the Museum of Literature Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020

Kate. Why is cocktail wear so hard for you? What cocktail hurt you?

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10573828cb) Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge attend an event at the Museum of Literature Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020

Okay, in fairness, I think the pattern and the color of this is great, and the neck ruffle is...very whimsical. (I LOVE neck ruffles but this neck ruffle is weird. It's like a tiny ruff with a weensy ruffle ascot bursting out of it.) I do love that her clutch looks rather like a book.

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by PHIL NOBLE/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10574363c) A first edition copy of James Joyce's novel 'Ulysses' is shown to Britain's Prince William and his wife Catherine, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, as they attend a reception held by Irish Tanaiste (Deputy Prime Minister) Simon Coveney in Dublin, Ireland, 04 March 2020. The Duke and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge are on a three-day visit to Ireland. Britain's Prince William and Catherine visit Ireland, Dublin - 08 Sep 2014

This is, per Informative Caption, "a first edition copy of James Joyce's novel 'Ulysses.'" YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT, WILLS.

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10573828cc) Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge attend an event at the Museum of Literature Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit to Ireland - 04 Mar 2020

I also do not love the hair tendril situation! So many notes! (I will say that it cracks me up that her vintage Oscar de la Renta is the exact same color as her other non-vintage Oscar de la Renta.)

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

DUBLIN, IRELAND - MARCH 04: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend a reception held by Irish Tanaiste (Deputy Prime Minister) Simon Coveney on March 4, 2020 in Dublin, Ireland. (Photo by Phil Noble - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

This is the best front-on snap I had as of my publication time. It's...very 80s!

Wills and Kate (in vintage OdlR) in Ireland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by PHIL NOBLE/POOL/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10574363d) Britain's Prince William and his wife Catherine, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, leave a reception held by Irish Tanaiste (Deputy Prime Minister) Simon Coveney in Dublin, Ireland, 04 March 2020. The Duke and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge are on a three-day visit to Ireland. Britain's Prince William and Catherine visit Ireland, Dublin - 08 Sep 2014

"Wills, this fringe is making me insane."

"I know. I know."