
As you look upon this very reasonable coat, let us entertain Informative Caption: "The Duchess of Cambridge visited Pegasus Primary School in Oxford...to learn more about the work of the charity Family Links. Her Royal Highness saw how Family Links works closely with schools nationwide to support both children and parents with their emotional health and wellbeing, with an emphasis on early intervention." That seems smart and nice!

"Hello, yes, I am really ready to have this baby. Yes, the rumors are that it's due at the end of April but would Harry and Meghan REALLY schedule their wedding so that I'm only two weeks post-partum? Or am I perhaps going to SKIP THE WEDDING? If I do, what does that MEAN? Anyway, just some stuff to bring up at your book club tonight!"

"Also, I got some subtle balayage around my face this weekend. I have to look fresh for Meghan's hen party, which I have organized. It's going to be Magic Mike themed and I've actually convinced Channing Tatum to come. It turns out he's a real British history buff, so in exchange for doing that thing he does to "Pony," I'm going to tell him what really happened to the Princes in the Tower."

"Sweet baby, I see your breton-striped shirt. THUMBS UP TO YOU."
