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# Katie Holmes Is Wearing STIRRUP PANTS
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/katie-holmes-is-wearing-stirrup-pants-03-2022/
- Published: 2022-03-03T19:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2022-03-04T16:50:29.000Z
- Description: And admittedly cute shoes.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

"Ooh, I love this crisp white suit on Katie Holmes," I said. "She looks sharp! Those pink shoes are a clever choice! Let's take a closer look," I said. And you know how there's that TV trope of someone screaming and it's so loud and so shrill that all the birds take flight? That's what happened and the words I screamed will strike cold icy fear into the heart of any Gen Xer: STIRRUP PAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTTS.

(a) Katie Holmes did these the first time and should know she does not need to go down this road anew, and

(b) I don't even understand what the point is of the stirrups on these particular pants, beyond an attempt to Reinvent The Pant:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/03/shutterstock_editorial_12830709p-1646264604-scaled.jpg "RiseNY Grand Opening celebration, New York, USA - 02 Mar 2022")

THIS IS NOT VALUE-ADDED.

\[Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock\]