Katy Perry

I want to roll around in that coat. The shoes, though a little overcomplicated, work nicely with the red purse to add a little spice. But this is the exception that proves the rule about everyone looking hotter in sunglasses. Those specs are not for her. I am not ENTIRELY sure they're for anyone who did not own a mid-range casino in the 1970s.

Katy Perry

Those are at least BETTER. But the pants make it a scrolldown. They're GREAT bum-around pants, but they do not complete this outfit.

Katy Perry

Here, Katy is with Paulo Szot and Melanie La Barrie of "& Juliet," at which she appears to be wearing camouflage cargo ski pants and a matching zip corset. She could wear that to perform this musical at Aspen.

She looks here like she just got back from church.

Katy Perry

I mean, what IS a girl to do with her old Morticia Addams wig?

Sadly, she ran out of material and could only do the front.

Judging By How Often We're Seeing Katy Perry, It's American Idol Season

This is how I know it still exists.