Katy Perry in Tom Ford

I can just see this person sitting in front of a marble fireplace and an orchid in a talking head interview, explaining that she invited the rest of the girls to go with her to Cabo even though they spread a rumor that she is actually a drug lord working for a cartel because she feels like they'll really be able to heal while they're out of town.

Katy Perry in Tom Ford

I don't think tan lines are an unforgiveable sin -- at all! -- but they ARE sort of unusual to see on a celebrity at a big event. (She also looks hilariously checked out here -- I am sure that she's smitten with Orlando; this is but one moment in time. But she does look like she's thinking about whether she reminded to turn off the oven.)

Katy Perry in Tom Ford

There's your prom pic!

I Can Truly Envision Katy Perry in a Real Housewives Opening Sequence in This Dress

That sounds meaner than I intend it!