I don't know what order these happened in, so I just arranged them to save my favorite reveal for last. The show is all about Katy being miniature in a child's room, so obviously she's going one way or the other through the keyhole. This has finale energy, but it could also be a grand entrance.

I DO think she looks very cool here, and I would listen to this sermon.

I am unclear where this fits in, but it's very bare. I thought she was wearing secret netting...

Katy Perry in concert during Katy Perry: PLAY Las Vegas Residency, Resorts World Las Vegas, Las Vegas, USA - 29 Dec 2021

... because I thought you could see the netting on her right thigh crinkling. But no, those are feathers from her boa, and I MAY NEED GLASSES. Parenthetically, I am sort of amazed Reboot Culture hasn't exhumed the Austin Powers franchise and cast Katy in it. Also that dress looks like she is urinating fabric.

Then things got creepy for a second.

Very creepy.

I assume Vegas has a lot of poles handy if you decide you need one for your set. Do we think she's dressed as the garbage can here or some kind of garbage warrior? Because...

... first she lounges on a crumpled giant beer can...

... and then she chills with a dirty mask. A REALLY dirty mask. Oh, and I just noticed her bra is made to look like the top and bottom of a soda can. Maybe she's The Ghost of Christmas Recycling Future.

She also gets to ride a toy horse.

And, if you thought Left Shark and Right Shark had good jobs, I must present to you Left Walkie-Talkie and Right Walkie-Talkie, along with their friends Alarm Clock and -- the hero of this piece -- Soiled Sock Puppet.

She looks cute. Katy Perry is never, ever unclear on what her fans want from her.

I did briefly worry that I was hallucinating, which would be quite an achievement considering the hardest thing I've consumed all day is Diet Coke.

Maybe the mushroom dust traveled THROUGH THE LAPTOP SCREEN.

I find this outfit hilarious...

... and OF COURSE she wore it to pop out of a giant orange toilet.

And OF COURSE she perched on the toilet paper while some other people frolicked on the toilet rim. Are they... what ARE they? Sexy germs?

Oh, KATY.

Katy Perry in concert during Katy Perry: PLAY Las Vegas Residency, Resorts World Las Vegas, Las Vegas, USA - 29 Dec 2021

This does seem like a party.

Katy Perry in concert during Katy Perry: PLAY Las Vegas Residency, Resorts World Las Vegas, Las Vegas, USA - 29 Dec 2021

And now she has bubbles? Are they antibacterial scrubbing bubbles?

You know, a giant razor WOULD make everything faster.

Suddenly, Katy Perry's Vegas Show Is The Only Place I Want To Be

If you, like me, cannot or aren't prepared to do that, I hope this helps.