Katy Perry Wears Maison Margiela at the Met Gala

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Co-Chair Katy Perry attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images For Entertainment Weekly)

Do you think this headdress allowed her to tune into the Dodgers game? (That's a trick question: The game didn't start until she was already inside the venue, where I assume she took it off so she could eat, drink, and navigate without running into any walls.) I also cannot really tell what it says. "Whiteness"? "Witness"? "Waitress"? Whatever.

Katy Perry Wears Maison Margiela at the Met Gala

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 01: Katy Perry attends the "Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images For US Weekly)

Okay. In fairness: This is bold, undeniably. She went there. She went SOMEWHERE. And she deserves credit for taking the avant garde feeling of the theme and running with it. Not for nothing, but Rei Kawakubo also uses a lot of red, so that's in keeping with the evening as well. She took a big swing here. I just think it's wearing her, instead of the other way around -- which is unusual for a women who has confidentially sported a bra top that shoots whipped cream from its nips.

Katy Perry Wears Maison Margiela at the Met Gala

There is something kind of hilarious about how almost everyone behind her is ignoring her, or looks actively unimpressed. "Eh, avant garde bride of Satan? SEEN IT."