Oscars Fug Carpet (But Okay Weekend): Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley in Valentino

So. I love her. But I HATE this. I hate the non-color. I hate the writing. I hate how twee it is. I just want better for her. (Eh, she'll do better on a year when she has a real chance of winning, right? RIGHT?)

Keira Knightley

It's just washing her out so much! But her makeup is swell and her face looks so pretty. So that's a win. You can take off a dress. You cannot take off your face. (Well. You can. But it's gross.)

Keira Knightley

She doesn't seem that thrilled about wearing this HEPA filter over the weekend, though.

Keira Knightley

This happened on Tuesday. HOW. CUTE. IS. THIS? It's custom Alexander Lewis, and it's so charming on her. I wish she'd let Kate wear this. It would be a home run.

Keira Knightley

I don't know what she's talking about here, but: Sold.