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2001

So will Keith Urban play Andy Dick in a biopic, or the other way around?

2001

Young Keith Urban really liked a pin stripe. I suspect these next slides are all the same suit, which I respect. In 2001 nobody had the styling resources they do now.

2001

Keith was super stoked to become an honorary Pink Lady.

2001

This honestly looks like it's his wax figure, or dude they cast to be in a Netflix movie about his beginnings.

CMAs 2001

Here is Keith at the CMAs, for the first time that we had anyway from our image provider, which were at the Opry this year. Do we think that's his attempt to pay homage to a Nudie suit? It's very tame. He also really likes a long jacket. I don't know, this feels kind of like Vince Neil Dresses Up As a Country Star For Halloween.

2002

Apparently that was his aesthetic a LOT.

2002 - CMAs

I think I owned those jeans, from Lucky Brand. They are ultra low-rise button-fly and there are really only two buttons. They also look very weird with the dressy jacket (is it a tailcoat?) and vest. It's all a snug mismatch.

2004 - CMAs

Keith seems a lot more confortable in looser clothes, although at least his jacket in the other post is COOL. This looks like he grabbed it from the back of his closet, and it hadn't been dry cleaned in three years.

2005

Oh, Keith. 'Twas not a triumphant era, clothes-wise.

2005

There is something very HONEST about wanting to make a protest tee and just doing it yourself with a pack of Sharpies, rather than getting a graphic designer to put one on Redbubble for you.

2006

The chest wax really has always been a critical part of his Keithness.

2007 with Nicole

And here he's in a full SUIT, and Nicole is wearing the inspiration for a line of novelty airport shot glasses in Florida.

2014

We're skipping ahead to a very unfortunate hair crop. Something about his smile always seems so sheepish to me. Like, "I know guys, but I was trying something at 3 a.m. and there was no going back."

2015

"I know, guys, I did all that work to grow it back and then overtrimmed my bangs."

2016

"I know, guys, hair gel was a bad idea."

2016

"A-plus on wrangling the sideboob, but if you change your mind about the hair, I am wearing at least 6 elastics on my wrist."

2017

She looks like a luxe powder room -- in a GREAT way -- and styling has really slicked up his look over the years.

2019 CMAs

"I know, guys, but she's tall and also I REALLY need arch support now."

It Is Not Keith Urban's Birthday, But Here Are Some Random Old Pics Of Him Anyway
The CMAs are soon, at least.

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