
So will Keith Urban play Andy Dick in a biopic, or the other way around?

Young Keith Urban really liked a pin stripe. I suspect these next slides are all the same suit, which I respect. In 2001 nobody had the styling resources they do now.

Keith was super stoked to become an honorary Pink Lady.

This honestly looks like it's his wax figure, or dude they cast to be in a Netflix movie about his beginnings.

Here is Keith at the CMAs, for the first time that we had anyway from our image provider, which were at the Opry this year. Do we think that's his attempt to pay homage to a Nudie suit? It's very tame. He also really likes a long jacket. I don't know, this feels kind of like Vince Neil Dresses Up As a Country Star For Halloween.

Apparently that was his aesthetic a LOT.

I think I owned those jeans, from Lucky Brand. They are ultra low-rise button-fly and there are really only two buttons. They also look very weird with the dressy jacket (is it a tailcoat?) and vest. It's all a snug mismatch.

Keith seems a lot more confortable in looser clothes, although at least his jacket in the other post is COOL. This looks like he grabbed it from the back of his closet, and it hadn't been dry cleaned in three years.

Oh, Keith. 'Twas not a triumphant era, clothes-wise.

There is something very HONEST about wanting to make a protest tee and just doing it yourself with a pack of Sharpies, rather than getting a graphic designer to put one on Redbubble for you.

The chest wax really has always been a critical part of his Keithness.

And here he's in a full SUIT, and Nicole is wearing the inspiration for a line of novelty airport shot glasses in Florida.

We're skipping ahead to a very unfortunate hair crop. Something about his smile always seems so sheepish to me. Like, "I know guys, but I was trying something at 3 a.m. and there was no going back."

"I know, guys, I did all that work to grow it back and then overtrimmed my bangs."

"I know, guys, hair gel was a bad idea."

"A-plus on wrangling the sideboob, but if you change your mind about the hair, I am wearing at least 6 elastics on my wrist."

She looks like a luxe powder room -- in a GREAT way -- and styling has really slicked up his look over the years.

"I know, guys, but she's tall and also I REALLY need arch support now."
