We begin with this banans piece of denim trechery, and the happy smile with which she deployed it. Hey, have fun with your fuggery, Keke! That's all we want.

Then she wore a duvet.

You may remember from Fug Madnes 2016 that Keke loves a palazzo pant.

I do think "overalls" are supposed to go over something besides just skin?

This is, as they say, Quite Something.

The head is pure Angela Bassett perfection, and the outfit is a split-leg jumpsuit.

I love that she told everyone that these are in honor of Titanic, and yet had CAPULET written on the back. Your messaging is muddy, Keke.

Infamous.

This outfit also may have propelled her campaign.

Here Keke looks like a varsity athlete who is melting.

Oh, man, but this one... she LOVES a tube top.

This is super naked, but also super covered up. Where does it fall on the nudity scale?!? I do cherish these debates my day job affords me.

Ditto this one. WTF is this, even.

I hope those gloves remotely control her robot clone.

Why is this outfit considered more naked than the former? Because...

... I genuinely ONLY JUST NOW realized that they are two sides of the same outfit. And so the wedgie is crucial.

She had that tube top in white, too.

This will LIVE IN INFAMY and also it's DKNY, which I'm sure infuriates Donna Karan. What is happening to her storied line? Underboob and buttock, that's what.

Bras, bras everywhere.

See? And this was IN JANUARY IN NEW YORK.

I guess it's better than if she were starkers.

I decided this might secretly be the nakedest of all. It's also a great closing statement from Ms. Palmer. Thank you, milady, for a great year.