Sheryl Lee Ralph

She looks so good in this. It's dramatic, it's precise, it's like a rebooted gender-flipped Dick Tracy -- something I endorse if Sheryl wants to do it.

Tina Knowles

Somehow it's the sunglasses that push this over the Cliffs of Hilarity for me.

Wynonna Judd

I would go to this circus.

Sandra "Pepa" Denton

This pattern might have too much going on for it to be a tiered skirt? Then again, maybe it has enough going on that you don't immediately notice the tiered skirt.

Lindsay Czarniak

She's one of the sportscasters, and her dress is beautiful. I guess her hat is supposed to be a leaf, but it looks more like a lilypad.

Thomas Rhett and Lauren Akins

They look... JUST coordinated enough, but not so much that it's bonkers.

Smokey Robinson, Frances Gladney

Now THAT IS A HAT.

Jimmy Fallon

He looks like he cannot open his eyes, or focus them.

Stephen Amell, Cassandra Jean

I don't know if I think her robe is the greatest building block for an outfit? He looks... fine? Can you SEE my shrug?

Josh Groban

Maybe a tie, Josh?

Jordan Nine, Kyle Rudolph

Ah, good old Kyle, who played TE at Notre Dame (and in the pros, but whatever). His suit delights me, but I want a shoe intervention for his wife, just because those beige ones are incongruous with the rest of it.

Desmond Ridder

Desmond was on my fantasy football bench this year, and I got myself into a pickle -- by completely forgetting to pay attention -- where one week I didn't have any starting quarterbacks who were actually supposed to PLAY, because Mahomes was on a bye and the other two had been benched. I crossed my fingers and played Ridder anyway, and he ended up getting some reps and 7 total points. So TEAM DESMOND!

Jack Harlow

This is all very heavy and blah.

Emmett Smith

THIS IS NOT. I enjoy Emmett's commitment to honoring himself.

Isiah Pacheco

Travis Kelce didn't seem to walk the red carpet, though he was there, but his teammate did. That jacket seems to have a nice texture and I wish the outfit itself were darker so that it stood out more? The cream-on-white almost never works.

Holly Robinson Peete

Lots of white this year.

Michael Lockwood and Lisa Leslie

So very much white!

Kenny Burns and Jessica Burns

I am not sure who they are, but I decided to salute their tribute to his-and-hers polka dots.

Amon-Ra St. Brown

This is pretty low-key, but still stylish.

Seth Rollins

He is a wrestler, and frankly, I think he looks fantastic??! For a spring event like this, he nailed the palette and the panache.

Vernon Davis

Every piece here seems to be a different color. It's too much.

Chris Tucker

Chris kept it very simple.

Sunny Choi

Did you know they added breakdancing for the 2024 Olympics?!? She's on the U.S. team. I love that almost as much as I am PERPLEXED by her top.

Star Jones

Star is dressed like a tropical plant and I love it. Her date also looks snazzy.

Martha Stewart

This is FINE, but... is it also blah? Martha should never be blah. But Martha is Martha, so maybe that is enough to override "blah"?

As Usual, the Kentucky Derby Gave Us Famous People in Hats

'Tis the season.