> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Kentucky Derby Fug and Fab Omnibus - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kentucky-derby-fug-and-fab-omnibus/ - Published: 2011-05-09T15:00:43.000Z - Updated: 2011-05-09T22:56:39.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Lachey and Minnillo ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329611.jpg) Cute dress on V. Min. I also saw this hat, except half that size, strapped to the side of the head of a girl at the market yesterday, who'd paired it with a "YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT??!" expression. I wanted to lean over into her shopping cart and explain that it's probably easier to fight society's uptight, bourgeois mores when you're not also in the middle of spending like $300 on organic, artisanal olives and hand-formed petit fours in the Whole Foods, but then I remembered that I don't know her life. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Laura Bell Bundy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/spl275558_011.jpg) Laura BB looks cute, if a bit like she's about to be the bride in an impromptu garden-party wedding. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Aubrey O'Day I ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329669.jpg) Does she look....OKAY? ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Aubrey O'Day ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113830543.jpg) Phew. No, still crazy. Okay, I feel less unsettled now. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Marissa Miller ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329665.jpg) "What? This is the Kentucky Derby? I thought I was going to the annual Great Gatsby bash at my cousin Marlo's place! Oh well. This will work for both, right? Someone give me a gin fizz." ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Erin Andrews ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329662.jpg) "QUICK! What's bigger: my hat, or my inseam?" ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Maria Menounos ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329660.jpg) I wish someone would make one of these hats automated so that a little doll version of the woman wearing it could pop out of it, wearing a yet even tinier version of said hat. It would be both extremely amusing and TOTALLY FREAKY. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Miranda Lambert ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329649.jpg) OH GIRL. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Paula Patton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329633.jpg) Paula looks, I think, pretty darn adorable. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Kate Gosselin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329605.jpg) PEOPLE ARE STILL INVITING HER PLACES? ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Kate Walsh ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329603.jpg) Dear Kate Walsh You look GREAT. Well done! Love, The Universe ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Jennifer Tilly ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329600.jpg) "Wait. Where are Wills and Kate? What country is this? WHERE AM I?" ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113849029.jpg) TLC's Chilli looks pretty adorable, yes? I will not go chasing waterfalls in celebration thereof. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Ian Somerhalder ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113846781.jpg) Damon, I'm worried about your arm. Also, your razor appears to have gone missing. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Tichina Arnold ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113844163.jpg) Tichina looks a bit like she just wandered over from her church's pancake breakfast, but that doesn't mean she didn't look NICE at said breakfast. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: John Wall ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113842450.jpg) This is, I think, a slam dunk -- no pun intended. Except Wall is a basketball player and therefore that pun was TOTALLY INTENDED. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Taylor Dayne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113842443.jpg) Taylor Dayne! I'd tell it to your heart, but I'm scared you're bleeding out. ## Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Joey Fatone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/113835815.jpg) Dude, JOEY FATONE IS ALIVE. [Kentucky Derby Fug and Fab OmnibusIt was a miracle of scheduling that the Royal Wedding -- replete with all variety of whimsical headgear -- happened just before the Kentucky Derby, and, in fact, just enough before the Kentucky Derby that everyone had still ample time to run out and buy a bigger, British Royalty-ier hat. For that, we say "thank you," and also, "hey, check out this slideshow of crazy hats people wore all over Kentucky this weekend."![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/wenn3329611.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kentucky-derby-fug-and-fab-omnibus-05-2011/)