Kering for Women Dinner at TIFF

Lindsay Lohan

I know red is tough to maintain, but she should always be a redhead. It's an inalienable truth of the universe. Other than that, she just kind of looks like Regina George finally did get hit by a bus and Cady grudgingly came back for the memorial. It's... low effort.

Lauren Sanchez

This is the High Effort version.

Jessica Chastain, Kerry Washington

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 09: (L-R) Jessica Chastain and Kerry Washington attend the 2024 Kering for Women dinner at The Pool on September 09, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Jessica Chastain is really leaning into mermaid vibes here for me. To Kerry, I owe an apology, because I thought it was a better photo of her when I downloaded it. The dress looks great.

Linda Evangelista

Somebody please do better than The Widow's Nightie for Linda.

Kim Kardashian

Of course Kim went to an event that uses a K pun in its name. I'm not sure why she always insists on looking like she just got out of the shower, but the dress is sexy on her.

Viola Davis

It's maybe... a little boring? Like what Viola Davis would wear to a wedding where she doesn't want everyone to spend all night being like, "The bride looks nice but VIOLA DAVIS OMG."

Naomi Watts

Beautiful, luxe hotel bedding.

Dakota Johnson

Gorgeous.

Katy Perry

I also apparently picked the worst shot of Katy Perry, although there ARE a lot of her staring mournfully into the camera like someone told her it's her best angle. She looks fine! It's a nice gown. And it doesn't have her song lyrics printed on it, so that's an automatic plus.

Ashley Graham

Repeat after me: A table skirt is not a person-skirt.

Priyanka Chopra

Apparently I was on a real roll, because her makeup looked better in other shots -- although admittedly they weren't full-length, so my hands were a bit tied there. This is a bit run-of-the-mill for her, though.

Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 09: Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey are seen arriving at the 3rd Annual Caring for Women dinner at The Pool on September 09, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by David Krieger/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Okay, I think HER makeup DID look this bad, for real? His suit is fine but I am so tired of him as, like, a persona, that I can't be objective.

Julia Garner

Is it pretty, or is it gangrene? Is it BOTH?

Adrienne Warren

Red Riding Hood GREW UP.

Salma Hayek

All of this sits weirdly on her, I think. That neck thing in particular seems wrong. I don't know where it would be right?