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Diane Kruger in Balenciaga

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Diane Kruger attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I hate that her feet disappear into the carpet here, but that's not her fault and those shoes were otherwise the right call. I think this is fabulous. She looks like a beautiful architect in an obscure and prescient movie from 1946.

Salma Hayek

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Salma Hayek attends Kering And Cannes Film Festival Official Dinner on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Kering)

Meanwhile, Iconic Forever Babe Salma Hayek has NEVER looked more like a bridesmaid. Her head is stunning, though, which is generally her saving grace.

Greta Gerwig

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Greta Gerwig attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This current hair has a bit of a Princess Diana vibe to it; I'm not MAD about this, just stating a fact. Overall...she's been looking great all week, and this is no exception.

Lily Gladstone

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Lily Gladstone attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I LOVE her earrings as usual, and in fact quite like this suit -- although I might have preferred it at something a little more daytime, sparkles and all. She's only 37; I wish she dressed a little bit more youthfully.

Zoe Saldana in YSL

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Zoe Saldana attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

She is so extremely gorgeous and I do not understand why lately everything she's worn has been so Droopy Nightgown! That necklace is great, at least...

Julianne Moore

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Julianne Moore attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

...oh, and so is this one! Cannes, if nothing else, does give GREAT jewels.

Édgar Ramírez

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Édgar Ramírez attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Take a quick break for a handsome man draped in velvet.

Han So-hee

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Han So Hee attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is SO pretty. I think she was right to keep her hair down, and yet I also wish her hair wasn't blocking my view of her dress. CONUNDRUMS.

Catherine Deneuve

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Catherine Deneuve attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I'm sure she owns all of this; additionally, I thought she was clutching her car keys. If you, like me, cannot see: Ironically, those are her glasses.

Anja Rubik

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Anja Rubik attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner during The 77th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Hoda Davaine/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

What does it say if my favorite bit is the lace tights? It's true.

Amanda Nell Eu

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Amanda Nell Eu attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

FABULOUS. (Huge and lightly kooky? For sure. Also still fabulous for me.)

Isabelle Huppert

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert attends Kering And Cannes Film Festival Official Dinner on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Kering)

This feels lightly vampiric and that's a tone I enjoy for her.

Maria Bakalova

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Maria Bakalova attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

SOMEONE binged America's Next Top Model on the plane over!

Eva Green

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Eva Green attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This says, "I've worn too many gowns this week already." For what it's worth, this really works on her.

Uma Thurman

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Uma Thurman attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

She looks great, because she's Uma Thurman. She might look GREATER in a more emphatic color.

Vicky Krieps

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Vicky Kriep attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Her eccentricity is entertaining. This is Goth Milkmaid, and it's fun.

Yoona

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Yoona Lim attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Ah, a palate cleanser! This is classic and beautiful.

Amelia Gray Hamlin

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Amelia Gray Hamlin attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I'm trying not to give the Hamlins too much oxygen, as much as Lisa Rinna is clearly trying to Hadid them. But this is nice on her. (Although I think the length is a bit off.)

Justine Triet

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Justine Triet attends the 2024 Kering Women In Motion Awards and Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Place de la Castre on May 19, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

She always looks cool, even in trousers that would make ME look like Yosemite Sam. (But maybe COOL Yosemite Sam? No, probably not.)

Salma Hayek And Diane Kruger Made Their 2024 Cannes Debuts Over The Weekend
At the Kering Women In Motion Awards And Cannes Film Festival Presidential Dinner, a real mouthful of an event.

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