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# Kerry Washington's Sally LaPointe is Off La Pointe
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kerry-washingtons-sally-lapointe-is-off-la-pointe-02-2017/
- Published: 2017-02-21T18:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-21T06:02:29.000Z
- Description: But her Sally LaPointe is not.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Sally LaPointe, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

"Hey Sally?"

"Yep?"

"I'm just packing up this dress to send... is it missing something?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, it's a sock."

"No, it's a dress."

"Yeah, I guess, but it's really.... it's a giant tube. And that's it."

"You think it needs something? Can't we FOR ONCE just ship someone a cheap tube and knock off early?"

"It just seems undercooked."

"Fine. Uh. Hmm."

"What about a belt?"

"No. Belts are done. It's 2017\. We're eating carbs now. How about a corset. Oh, better, one of those underboob corsets that you see on pirate wenches."

"Pirate wenches aren't real...?"

"Sure they are. Just -- here, cut up this leather jacket, it's from last season anyway. Just take the sleeve and make it into a cummerbundy thing. Done."

"Okay, but does it need a hint of..."

"Yes. It needs something. What does it need."

"Color?"

"Nah."

"Texture?"

"ACHOOOO. Oh, hey, THAT gives me an idea."

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