Heidi Klum in D&G

The full court press continues. Interestingly, this was not custom, although it absolutely feels like it could have been -- this is VERY Kids' Choice. It's neon, it's splashy, it's full coverage. A little bit Test Pattern, a little bit rock-and-roll.

I'm not keeping you waiting -- this is the promised back side (and backside, I guess) surprise. It did not need it.

Tiffany Haddish in Versace

Versace got big play from its starfish prints. I love this entire outfit on Tiffany; it's whimsical, like she is, and it's PERFECT for the target audience.

Miranda Cosgrove in Versace

She got one, too. There was an iCarly reunion at this, I gather? I think she looks tremendous, although I wish the dressmaker hadn't put the seashell RIGHT over her crotch.

Gal Gadot in Stella McCartney

This is sunny and summery and lovely, but is even the HINT that it might have sheer bits a little much for a kid event?

Kenan Thompson

"I did it first, Harry Styles, thank you, goodnight."

Hailey Bieber

This is all very... neutral and washed-out.

Darci Lynne

Darci is an America's Got Talent winner (and champions' runner-up) so she is no stranger to the spotlight, but I wish she had remained a stranger to those pants.

Jayden Bartels and Jules LeBlanc

I believe these two are YouTube/Disney people. Jayden is on the left and she's 16 I think, and yet I want to try on her entire outfit even though it would make me look like a low-budg magician.

Addison Rae in D&G

One more for the tally. You couldn't buy a sparkly silver turtleneck from the mall?!?

Anna Kendrick in Carolina Herrera

I really like the base dress here. The black ribbons look like backpack straps, though, and I think the length lives in that weird place where it needed to be EITHER shorter and a blouse, or longer and a dress. I would have gone with shorter and a blouse, with leather pants.

Joshua Bassett

Hmm. Maybe in a color that doesn't look so much like chambray?

Isaiah Crews

He's an actor, and Son of Terry. If you are ever going to explore whether a Formal Hoodie exists, this is the place and time, and he's done a good job with thoughtful styling.

Anthony Anderson

I was with him until the Hospital-Pitcher Pink shoes.

Sofia Vergara in Brandon Maxwell

Sure! This works.

Dove Cameron in D&G

Okay, of all the D&Gs we've seen lately -- this is the sixth in two days -- THIS one actually FEELS like it, which makes the choice more understandable (like, if you want a certain look, period, full stop). The skirt is undeniably very pretty. It's also interesting to me that they got two young stars in their stuff here; outreach to The Youngs must be in full force.

Marsai Martin

I love her and have no idea what is happening here.

Charli D'Amelio in Zuhair Murad

She is a TikTok-er (oy, all of the THINGS now) and I feel that of all the things Zuhair Murad makes, this is one of the least attractive.

Jennifer Garner

Honestly, I have never related to her more.

Heidi Klum Offered a Surprise at the Kids' Choice Awards

And not a naked one!