Kids Choice Awards 2023

Heidi Klum

I appreciate Heidi's annual commitment to this thing. We are probably at the point where the target audience of this event thinks Heidi is just "the lady from America's Got Talent." This outfit is definitely designed for kid appeal, but the top might be a weeeee tight for that?

Dominique Fishback

This is so delightful

Halle Bailey

She is lovely. That bodysuit is... not.

Lilly Singh

Sure, okay. Very Blue Man Group, in its way.

Bebe Rexha

She's continuing her 70s phase.

Miranda Cosgrove

I have gone on one hike in LA in... oh, the past 7 years? And probably about three ever. But I did one on Friday and am pretty confident she walked right past us. Anyway, this is cheery and sleek.

Jax

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13791252eo) Jax Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Mar 2023

I FINALLY heard her Victoria's Secret song. It's catchy. This outfit looks like if Jojo Siwa and Gwen Stefani started designing clothes together, and that is NOT a compliment.

Larisa Oleynik

Aw, it's Bianca from 10 Things I Hate About You! She looks fantastic.

Zeta Morrison

She and Timmy, her Love Island romance, finally broke up -- it seemed inevitable -- and now Zeta can go forth and be fantastic. She was overall great on that show and honestly could host it.

Laura Bell Bundy

Sure, okay. It's trippy but fits the occasion.

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Mar 2023

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This is the well-conceived and well-made version of a party dress that popped up on Next in Fashion. It's not my particular style but, again, fits a kids award show very nicely.

Lil Uzi Vert

I am NOT sure why it looks like a dog ate his vest and he lit his shirt on fire.

Bella Poarch

My eyeballs do not like this.

That Girl Lay Lay

I am INTO the combat boots with this, although I wish she hadn't had to dislocate her hip to get them on display.

Rosa Blasi

This looks like it wants to drop off at its own earliest convenience.

Kelly Rowland

The jacket and the accessories are at least great?

Michelle Rodriguez

This event is casual, but... is it athleisure casual?!?

Michelle Rodriguez and Chris Pine

Turns out these two are in Dungeons and Dragons, and that Chris Pine has shorn his locks. TWO surprises.

Dove Cameron

I wish for a necklace with this. (And for her to walk the red carpet! You're an award winner. Give them the photos.)

Tiffany Daniels

Okay, I admittedly didn't know who this was (she's on That Girl Lay Lay, it seems), but she looks like a HOOT so I am gonna channel this energy as best I can even though I have a rotten cold. I forgot how much plain old colds suck!