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# Kids' Choice Awards: Demi Lovato TOTALLY Tricked Me For a Sec
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-awards-demi-lovato-totally-tricked-me-for-a-sec-03-2017/
- Published: 2017-03-13T15:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-12T04:12:04.000Z
- Description: SHENANIGANS.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Kids' Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Here I was, preparing to whistle a merry tune about the very sedate but lovely orange dress Demi chose, in all its flattering simplicity. She looks so *relaxed*, unlike when she shoehorns herself into some itchy-looking bodystocking of a Balmain or something.

But then I looked closer.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-652223790-1489291052.jpg "Demi Lovato")

PULL OVER. IT'S SPLIT-FRONT PANTS. Naturally, I was horrified. Initially. Let me explain: For sure, the split-front pant is a scourge, and one of the most labored fashion trends in recent memory. Why does EACH LEG need its own skirt? Turning this from a dress into a wide-legged jumpsuit was already like taking a perfectly good croissant and turning it into a donut: Fine, sure, you go experiment, but if we're being honest croissants were doing it exactly right already. But going from there to a split-front pant is like taking said cronut and cutting it in half and trying to sell them as croissants again. WE SEE YOU.

But, after that momentary rage blackout, I decided Demi agrees with me and knew exactly what she was doing. Because moments later, she walked on-stage in this outfit and got slimed from about three different directions.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-652282734-1489291397.jpg "Demi Lovato")

No club soda in the world is getting that out, right? I hope? So I've chosen to conclude that putting that outfit in front of the Nickelodeon slime squad was her way of saying, "Yep, and I didn't want it anyway, and now we get to burn it."

\[Photos: Getty\]