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# Kids Choice Awards Feh Carpet: Ariana Grande
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-awards-feh-carpet-ariana-grande-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-31T16:30:42.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-01T18:54:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Kids' Choice Awards, yellow, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Ariana Grande recently comsplained -- that's my mash-up of *complained* and *explained*, and it doesn't work at all; if ONLY I had a magical key I could press to go back and delete it -- that the reason she used to wear her hair [exactly like this all the time](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-meh-carpet-ariana-grande-01-2014/) was because she has to wear extensions due to damage from dying it for *Sam & Cat* and other such shenanigans, and I guess ponytails or half-ponytails or something were her only styling idea? The whole thing was weird.

However, she's branching out:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ariana-grande_kids_choice_481353879.xml "Ariana Grande")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/03/ariana-Grande%5Fkids%5Fchoice%5F481353879.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's definitely better than having Seventh-Grade Hair. I find it interesting that the rest of her went sleek along with the coif, trading in the poofy girly dresses for something more straightforward. This fits really strangely, though; it's so tight in places it's practically a leotard. Ariana is stuck in this weird place where she herself looks a LOT younger than her (still young) actual age, so almost any way she goes, there's a disconnect with her styling and her aura and her self. I don't really know how to fix it for her. This was a step in the right direction, but I think MUCH more fun shoes would have been the right play, and some better accessories, and maybe trying not to look mildly terrified all the time.

Speaking of the accessories: [Yes, that purse has cartoons all over it](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-singer-ariana-grande-attends-nickelodeons-27th-news-photo/481388153?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). They're Nickelodeon things crammed onto a quilted Chanel bag, which... I don't know what aggrieves me more: the idea of Karl Lagerfeld custom-making a Rugrats purse, or someone defacing a perfectly good one with stickers. The other weird thing? When she went up to accept an award, [she took it with her and then had to juggle it the whole time she was up there](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-ariana-grande-onstage-at-nickelodeons-27th-annual-news-photo/481395115?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which you almost never see. Does this child not have any People who can, say, hold her Chanelodeon bag for her for three seconds? DOES SHE HAVE NO ONE?

\[Photo: Getty\]