Pharrell's Hat
I assume he picked a green hat because slime is green. Also, let's all discuss that "You Can't Do That On Television" is TOTALLY the genesis of the green slime and yet nobody discusses it anymore. THERE is a reunion someone needs to host.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
These blue suede shoes seem to want to be a blouse.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Zendaya
No. No. A thousand times no.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
I love that purse. I would also love it as wallpaper. I think Blair Waldorf would put that in her atelier.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
Those are sort of cute, but they don't seem to fit that well across the toes.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
These are probably the same brand, right? AWFULLY close, if not; I suspect somebody gave Nickelodeon a deal.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Lea Michele
I really hate the little nubbins of platforms. Nubbins don't need to be A Thing.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Coco Jones
It seems Kids are Choosing lots of heels with ankle cuffs. I wish Ariana Grande had chosen some.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
Save it for movie night, kid.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Victoria Justice
Those are very pretty -- I like that the hit of gold keeps it from being banal.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Madison Pettis
These are a little too dominatrix for me.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
If the idea is to go busy with a touch of fierce, I far prefer this incarnation.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
That deep-v in the tip of a shoe is VERY '80s to me.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories Peyton List
Whereas these are retro in a REALLY pretty way.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
That is one scary lunchbox.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Jayma Mays
Those are the kind of gold that hurts my eyes.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories: Nicola Peltz
Pass, I think. Shoes CAN be unflattering to feet, and here's an example.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
Part of me thinks no, and then part of thinks WHEE.
Kids Choice Awards Accessories
This appears to be an iPhone case that's faux-quilted and has a chain. Like a purse. Which... I guess is fine if your phone is all you want to carry. But where are her Certs? Where's the lipgloss? The emergency $20? It can't ALL be in her bra.