"Hey guys! What's up? I kinda wish these shorts fit better!"
This is a cute idea, kinda -- I am slowly losing the steam required to continue fighting against the Formal Short, just because....look, I'm old, okay? I have lost this battle. People aren't going to stop doing it. These could be totally worse. I have so many other worst things against which to rail, and I need to lay down; for one thing, this could be a romper. The top doesn't fit that great either, but the pattern and color are good on her. I have lowered expectations for anything these days.
I have to give props to the celebs who allow themselves to get slimed. I don't know that I would agree if I were a celebrity. I'd WANT to agree, because agreeing to be slimed makes you seem laid back and cool and a good sport and fun, but actually BEING slimed looks really unpleasant.
So thumbs up to Kristen for getting her outfit all slime-y. Slime does seem like a fair price to pay to get to embrace Neil Patrick Harris.
I just hope she brought a change of clothes.