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# Kids' Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-awards-fug-or-fab-kristen-stewart/
- Published: 2012-04-02T17:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-03T18:47:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/142214468.jpg)

I might like this. Hooray for color, and double hooray for the fact that it's not so short I can see her sex life. But are the matching shoes too much? And is it... kind of wrinkling weirdly around her body?

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/142224533.jpg)

In most of the photos, unfortunately, the nauseated face and Awkward Linebacker stance were in effect. But I am including this photo for the Twilight fans who are tempted to stick a pin in a voodoo doll with my face on it, so that nobody can say I ONLY pick the Awkward Linebacker Stance pictures and then further only the ones where she's frowning, because I am A First-Class Asswipe Drinking Haterade By The Gallon. So here: smiling!

Weirdly, this angle makes me MORE concerned about the dress bunching and LESS concerned about the shoes. Huh.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/142229734.jpg)

Pretty face. Also, this gives you a look at the fabric up-close. It's more embroidery and less lace. Kind of cool, actually. DON'T GET COMFORTABLE, STELLA. This won't last.

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/142230143.jpg)

However... listen, a big part of me wants to give her a high-five and a hug for being like, "Screw it, I don't feel like wearing heels." But it's not like she brought a purse she could shove those into in case of emergencies. Those are premeditated, professionally wrangled kicks. Premeditated, professionally wrangled high-top kicks. So the REST of me is like, "Kid, SUCK IT UP and learn to walk in heels. It's been FOUR YEARS. You have walked down a thousand red carpets and up about eighty-five sets of stairs to accept various awards related to *Twilight*. FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT WITHOUT THE SNEAKERS."

## Kristen Stewart

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/142238208.jpg)

However... I bet this is hard to get used to. Can you imagine everyone wanting to touch you all the time? It's a wonder she hasn't fled to darkest Siberia.

[Kids' Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Kristen StewartMay I be blunt? When I found out this dress is a Stella McCartney, my reaction was, "What? But don't feel vomitous at ALL!" Having said that, is it as good as it could be? Is it as beautiful as you want it to be? Is it as flattering as she should expect it to be? Or does its oozing putrescence just make you want to leak stomach acid all over your laptop/smartphone/fancy-pants mobile device/mind Intertubes? Let's take a closer look before any peristalsis is reversed. \[poll id="7262"\] \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/142214468.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-awards-fug-or-fab-kristen-stewart-04-2012/)