Little Mix
This is some British girl band that won X-Factor over there. I gather Updo is dating a One Direction, but I don't know which exact compass point. As for the others, one of them has Katy Perry's old hair, one of them has Snooki's latest hair, and the third is in overalls. So I'm feeling like the Spice Girls' status as our most iconically styled girl group is not imperiled.
Elizabeth Gillies
All I know is, for LOTS of reasons, Lindsay Lohan would see this and wish anew that she could turn back time.misguided than others.
Caroline Sunshine
Caroline is on Disney's Shake It Up, and something about her here reminds me of, like, a Maggie Grace crossed with Kristen Bell. It's a cute and bright outfit.
Sammi Hanratty
If you are like me, then upon hearing that Sammi played Young Charlotte Charles in Pushing Daisies, you fell down a swoony rabbit hole of remembering how lovely that show was and came out of it cursing network TV for the fact that Rules of Engagement still exists and Daisies does not. Also: Lindsay Lohan wore shoes like that to Coachella. I can't say they work any better here than in that environment.
Bridgit Mendler
Bridgit here has been in approximately a hundred Disney Channel thingamies and now has an album out, so basically, she is the next Selena Gomez. I don't totally hate her outfit, so maybe she'll avoid the fate of a Fug Madness berth.
Nadji Jeter
This guy is on a show called Reed Between The Lines, and so I am trying to read between them, and I'm getting: His top half wants to be the best-dressed nurse at the hospital, and his bottom half wants to be in an '80s movie about Tracy Jordan. Or Tracy Morgan.
Haley Strode
This lady is on a Nick At Nite show, and I can't find her age listed anywhere, but she has at least graduated from college. The shoes are totally wrong for that dress, which for me is stuck somewhere between "fun" and "she bought it on Valentine's clearance and is desperately trying to make it worth the purchase."
Stefanie Scott
Aw. This kind of sucks for her -- however, she appears to have laughed it off very gracefully. But y'all, she's only 16. They REALLY need to find a way to wind-proof this red-carpet area before it becomes the KidXXX Awards.
Savannah Jayde
I ALSO can't find an age for this person. I guess she's on Big Time Rush, if that means anything to anyone. And I actually might have liked that dress with, oh, I don't know, an extra foot of fabric.
Alyson Stoner
This actress was also a background dancer for Missy Elliot on "Work It," among others. She's 19, so clearly she doesn't remember from life experience that bustiers and long skirts like that are rarely the right choice. Good that she's getting it out of the way now.
Madison Pettis
The shoes are a LOT, but since everything else is blazingly simple, it works. I feel like Solange would approve wholeheartedly of this.
Grace Dzienny
I am not sure I can get behind a show called Supah Ninjas, but I am also about 300 miles outside their target demo. However, I hope that demo still at least agrees with this old lady that you don't need to make a crop top that matches your favorite tablecloth. Much less wear either of them out of the house.
Debby Ryan
Another Mouse House resident. I actually seriously love her shoes, but her dress is going on a journey I can't join.
Ryan Newman
Ryan is 14. I am so startled by that fact that I have completely forgotten all my Lost Kardashian jokes.
Zendaya Coleman
This is completely costumey, but in a way I find irresistible. Like she's a hybrid of Lane and Rory from Gilmore Girls, with, like, Jessica Simpson's feet.
Erin Sanders
I am a little terrified that those boots showed up at an event with "Kids" in the title.