Ignacia Antonia

I think my favorite thing about this, other than using satin as some kind of formal loincloth, is that it's not even a full footie catsuit. If you look at her right ankle, it appears that it's a footless catsuit for which she procured matching socks and just sorta hoped they'd fuse.

Paulina Goto

Was there a BOGO sale on lace catsuits? THIS one has open toes but appears to go over her foot. The leather trench really seals it. She looks like the plus-one of a Batman villain, or maybe of The Mask.

Fer Jalil

She didn't get the memo about the stretch lace, but her boots are super.

Esmeralda Soto

She is SO adorable -- her head is pulling focus from the outfit, which is a pretty amazing feat when you actually LOOK at all the elements of this ensemble.

Alex Co

Either this is a character I am not familiar with -- high likelihood! -- or it's... made by his brother or something.

German Garmendia and Lenay

That three-eyed cat is from hell, though.

Herly

THE PATTERN IS DOLLS.

Lapizin

The pattern is... pencils with an attitude!

Coco Máxima

The pattern is... groping?

Alan Navarro

I'm sorry, Sir, but auditions for the next Dread Pirate Roberts are closed.

Jorge Chacón

We are moving into the Barbiecore section of this slideshow.

Alondra

THIS Barbie has made her entire right leg disappear! (It is present in other photos. MAGIC.)

Amadorat

This Barbie took the lace memo in another direction.

Lapillus

These Barbies sincerely all look pretty good! All six! That never happens. Okay, maybe Second from the Left looks like she won a prize at the state fair, but even so.

Relio

Even Ken wants in!

María José Garzón and Daniela Calle

The outfit on the right looks like Business Lady Marmalade. On the left, more Miu Miu half-assery.

Dalexa Meneses

I insist that she adorned the black gloves with pink hearts on her own, the night before, frantic for color.

Domelipa

Bo Peep meets Kelly and Brenda at the Spring Dance.

Lau Piña

"Listen, I had like an hour's notice, here, what do you want."

Angel 22

This is what middle-school boys imagine a girls' sleepover looks like.

Malleza

Okay, so that piece taut across her neck is attached to the gloves. That... does not appeal to me.

Tammy Parra

This is like if you took that Mugler catsuit and recreated it with a Bedazzler.

Mia Salinas

I mean, YEAH, wear grippy shoes with this. You do not want to slip and fall ass-over-teakettle.

Helian Evans and Legna Hernández

If you are this bored whilst dressed as a plushie, perhaps re-evaluate.

Luis Mendez

You know what? YES.

Jazmín Torres

"Okay Mom DON'T BE MAD but I used squirt cheese to turn this into a corset."

Carolina Díaz

I hope she has a country album out, because that feels true to this styling.

Lili Garcia

MORE Bo Peep! Although I guess that would need to be pinker. This could be... Oktoberfest.

Ana Valeria Becerril

That is not how one dresses up sweatpants.

Anabella Queen

She is dressed as a kid magician.

Candres Peredo

And he is the most cheerful dealer at the casino where Anabella performs every Thursday afternoon.

Juanfe Castro

Those cargo pants seem excessive for skating a long program, but best of luck to him.

Valentina

MINE EYES DOTH BLEED. Why is EVERYTHING just sort of... LOWER on one half? This is a shipwreck.

Doris Jocelyn

I'm shocked Britney didn't wear these in the aughts. I'm shocked ANYONE wore them outside of that time period.

Mich Mend

After this slideshow, I'm thinking this is an A+ ensemble.

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