Willow Smith
I actually think Willow looks pretty good -- polished, but not boring.
Kristen Wiig
I guess... it's not neutral? Those shoes are a disaster, though.
Victoria Justice
She is seriously, seriously pretty. The dress is cute on her, but I am having a tiny moment of fear that it was actually one of Anthropologie's vintage aprons and she just didn't realize it.
Jessica Alba
Are kids choosing Jessica Alba these days? Well, regardless, she certainly looks good, herself; the pattern confuses me, though, and I think it's mangling her mammaries a tad.
Lucy Hale
I like this. Mostly because, much like an episode of Pretty Little Liars, Lucy Hale almost never just keeps it simple.
Johnny Depp
Over it.
Ashley Tisdale
Until right this second, I forgot Hellcats existed. Now I sort of miss it. I don't understand myself sometimes.
Fergie
I am very happy for her about the baby. Do we think this is an actual dress, or some kind of wearable video wall with photos from their tropical babymoon?
Neil Patrick Harris
So soothingly dapper.
Miranda Cosgrove
I want to like this, but it looks like she's being embraced by a bathmat.
Kiernan Shipka
I'm torn on the boots, but overall, she nailed it again. Sally Draper wins at life.
Amandla Stenberg
Perfect. Spoiler ahead, I guess: Doesn't this make you EVEN SADDER that Rue is not in the other two Hunger Games books?
Danica Patrick
I am curious if that's real color on her legs, or bronzer, because it certainly FEELS like she rubbed tanning lotion only on half her limbs. Otherwise it's kind of eerie that Danica Patrick actually doesn't look that out of place at a Nickelodeon event. And yet, she makes all those winky GoDaddy.com ads that want you to go nudity-hunting on the Internet. If the kids are choosing THOSE, then please nobody tell me about it.