Emma Stone

A leather mini and a metallic tank seems about right for the Kids' Choice Awards. I decided that, because we can't see her feet, she's wearing bedroom slippers.

Emma Stone

Heather and I had a conversation with a journalist this past week about the ways a celebrity's clothing sends a message -- "I'm over this break-up," "I'm a serious actress," "I don't care what you think of me," "I AM CRAZY" -- and I think this particular ensemble says, "I realize this particular event isn't that important, but I'm not an asshole, so I'll put on something sparkly and show up and be a good sport."

Emma Stone

"Do I REALLY need to belt a sweater tank? WHO KNOWS?!"

Kids' Choice Fug Or Fab Or ??: Emma Stone

I know I am getting old because the red carpet for this event was a Cavalcade of WHO??? for me. I blame Emma Stone for not walking it and thereby allowing me to say, "oh, thank God. Emma Stone. I know her." Let's try to ferret out what she's actually wearing. [Photos: Getty]