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# Kids Choice Fugs and Fabs: The Midriff Brigade
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-fugs-and-fabs-the-midriff-brigade/
- Published: 2014-03-31T19:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-23T05:37:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Pia Maria Perez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pia_maria_perez_kids_choice_481417117.xml)

I guess she records as "Pia Mia" and performs on a song on the "Divergent" soundtrack. A lot of things about her outfit diverge from Things That Make Me Happy Blvd., including the two shades of denim and sheer expanse of abdomen on display. She looks like a really bad musical Swiffer commercial.

## Jayma Mays in Timo Weiland

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jayma_mays_kids_choice_481417661.xml)

This SORT OF counts as midriff because it's THERE, trying to be seen, even if it has sheer fabric over it. The dress itself is something I call Mutant Indecision. It appears to want to be several things and is wrestling with itself over which will win.

## Willow Shields

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nicola_peltz_kids_choice_481416541.xml)

Look, it's not the worst, but I am not into the whole Gaping Waist-Mouth thing. I hope we can still be friends.

## Acacia Brinley

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/acacia_brinley_kids_choice_481417421.xml)

So, I was looking up who this girls is, and I got a very biased-sounding Yahoo Answers reply to this question: "How do I get Tumblr famous like Acacia Brinley?" PLEASE can "Tumblr-famous" not be a real thing. (Also, apparently she posted racy photos of herself on Tumblr and had to take it down eventually, then dated a YouTube famous person -- ugh again -- and then got her own YouTube channel and now... I don't even know. I went to her YouTube channel and the first fifteen seconds of her latest video were all I could handle and I want that time back.) Anyhow, she is cute, her dress is not, and her blush brush may have attacked her while she slept.

## Temara Melek

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/temara_melek_kids_choice_481436355.xml)

She is another one of the strangely ageless people whose birth dates have been strategically scrubbed from the Internet. I wish her pants would've been strategically scrubbed from her closet.

## Coco Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/coco_jones_kids_choice_481436153.xml)

She is a sixteen-year old singer whose outfit feels... 22, maybe? The top is like a marionette halter top.

## Nicola Peltz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/481411003.xml)

Nicola is on "Bates Motel," and will be in the next "Transformers" movie, for better or worse (for her). I have had to look this up a few times, and I always forget, and I will KEEP forgetting because of this monochromatic understyled yawn.

## Debby Ryan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/debby_ryan_kids_choice_481410525.xml)

I don't love that cut of skirt. It reminds me of wrapping presents in an era before those civilized grids on the back helped you cut straight.

[Kids Choice Fugs and Fabs: The Midriff BrigadeWell, it might not be big enough to qualify as a brigade, necessarily, but it's at LEAST a posse. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pia_maria_perez_kids_choice_481417117.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kids-choice-fugs-and-fabs-the-midriff-brigade-03-2014/)