Pia Maria Perez
I guess she records as "Pia Mia" and performs on a song on the "Divergent" soundtrack. A lot of things about her outfit diverge from Things That Make Me Happy Blvd., including the two shades of denim and sheer expanse of abdomen on display. She looks like a really bad musical Swiffer commercial.
Jayma Mays in Timo Weiland
This SORT OF counts as midriff because it's THERE, trying to be seen, even if it has sheer fabric over it. The dress itself is something I call Mutant Indecision. It appears to want to be several things and is wrestling with itself over which will win.
Willow Shields
Look, it's not the worst, but I am not into the whole Gaping Waist-Mouth thing. I hope we can still be friends.
Acacia Brinley
So, I was looking up who this girls is, and I got a very biased-sounding Yahoo Answers reply to this question: "How do I get Tumblr famous like Acacia Brinley?" PLEASE can "Tumblr-famous" not be a real thing. (Also, apparently she posted racy photos of herself on Tumblr and had to take it down eventually, then dated a YouTube famous person -- ugh again -- and then got her own YouTube channel and now... I don't even know. I went to her YouTube channel and the first fifteen seconds of her latest video were all I could handle and I want that time back.) Anyhow, she is cute, her dress is not, and her blush brush may have attacked her while she slept.
Temara Melek
She is another one of the strangely ageless people whose birth dates have been strategically scrubbed from the Internet. I wish her pants would've been strategically scrubbed from her closet.
Coco Jones
She is a sixteen-year old singer whose outfit feels... 22, maybe? The top is like a marionette halter top.
Nicola Peltz
Nicola is on "Bates Motel," and will be in the next "Transformers" movie, for better or worse (for her). I have had to look this up a few times, and I always forget, and I will KEEP forgetting because of this monochromatic understyled yawn.
Debby Ryan
I don't love that cut of skirt. It reminds me of wrapping presents in an era before those civilized grids on the back helped you cut straight.