Lindsey Vonn
Lindsey doesn't look like she feels entirely at home in this, does she? I wish she'd gone with big loose '70s waves; maybe that vibe would have bled into her entire being.
with PK Subban
These two were just in Sports Illustrated's fashion issue, presented as a fantastically dressed couple, and I have to say... Lindsey has never been on my best-dressed list, and for all I've heard about PK Subban being a sartorial joy, since they've hit the red carpet together I haven't seen much evidence of that.
Nicole Johnson, Michael Phelps
The beige shoes look about as close to nude on her as I've ever seen, but I still think she could've done something more daring. SOMEONE had to, as Michael basically just rolled out of The Gap ten minutes ago.
Danica Patrick, Aaron Rodgers
He looks handsome and on-brand in green, and she looks appropriately kid-friendly in that. But their energy is of a couple that just met two days ago because they had to present together, not as a pair that's been dating awhile. I don't know what it is. I think maybe he just only has chemistry in general with himself
Chris Paul, Jada Crawley
Congrats, CPIII. You found a way to take a rainbow sequined sweatshirt/shorts combo and make it look like the subtle fashion choice.
Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Awards 2018
Is that a winged penis in a Beavis wig?
Kayla Nicole, Travis Kelce
Kayla is missing pants. Travis is missing interesting taste
Shaun White
I am so annoyed that his Olympic moment beat out the American women who surged to cross-country skiing gold. I know he had a comeback from injury, and he's very talented, but I can't shake his douchecanoe vibe -- plus I just think what they did was historic and totally unexpected; we were never going to be favorites in ANY of those Nordic events, but Shaun White was always going to be expected to medal in snowboarding.
Ibtihaj Muhammad
I love how much she leans into patterns. She is stunning.
Alex Morgan
Alex looks lovely, but how could we unfug this? Lose the armbands? Turn it into a halter top or something else with straps? Make the skirt straighter? It needs something. The bones are there.
Mirai Nagasu
Likewise, that skirt is pretty, but something about the bodice is NOT working for me. Maybe THIS one needs to be more like the other style
The Shib Sibs
They are the very epitome of the word "darling."
Ciara
This just makes me laugh. It's like she forgot she wasn't nominated for Best Recreational 3-on-3 Pickup Basketball Team In The Greater Seattle Area Full Of People Who Are Pretty Sure They Can Still Ball Despite All Evidence To The Contrary.
Martellus Bennett
Those are just swim trunks, right? They've got to be. Maybe that's a good pro-tip: If you think you're gonna get slimed, save the good pants until later.
Mikaela Shiffrin
This is what you wear to a jogging-themed nightclub.
Chloe Kim
That is ever so tight and ever so busy. I love that she swung for the proverbial rafters, though. It's certainly TRYING for Fashion
Stanley Cup
Hello, lover. Someday. SOMEDAY.