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# Kim Kardashian Draped Herself in (Crushed) Velvet in NYC
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kim-kardashian-drapes-herself-in-crushed-velvet-in-nyc-10-2021/
- Published: 2021-10-08T19:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2021-10-08T02:47:11.000Z
- Description: She's hosting SNL this weekend.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

We all know Kim either has blond wigs, or a stylist who will take her there in a millisecond. Why not just go all the way, Kim? You're trying to study law, you've tried taking the baby bar in California, you're wearing head-to-toe pink... why stop short of full Elle Woods cosplay? Unless your pitch is for a sequel called *Legally Blonde: Whaaaaaaat*? Or *Explaining Everything with Elle*. *Keeping Up With the Woodsdashians*. Or *Bend and Shapchat*. (I could go on, but because I care about you all, I won't.) The good news is, I'm into Kim's version of power suits. Maybe the remake she SHOULD be doing is the Powerpuff Girls pilot, which is in the midst of a massive retooling and could probably stand to deal itself... wait for it... a winning Kard. *taps mic* Hello? Hello, is anyone still out there?

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