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PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 13: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner exit the trial at the Palais de Justice ; Kim Kardashian wears sunglasses by Alaia, a black dress with power shoulders / shoulder pads / puff shoulders and low-neck by John Galliano, a necklace by Samer Halimeh, Repossi diamond earcuffs, Brioni Raymond earrings, at the Palais de Justice, on May 13, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Edward Berthelot/GC Images)

I also don't even think this is that extreme? it's FANCY but it's not like she's wearing the heart of the ocean, or even the Baseball Diamond from the Mallory Gallery.

PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 13: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner exit the trial at the Palais de Justice ; Kim Kardashian wears sunglasses by Alaia, a black dress designed as a double breasted gathered blazer jacket with power shoulders / shoulder pads / puff shoulders and low-neck by John Galliano, a necklace by Samer Halimeh, Repossi diamond earcuffs, Brioni Raymond earrings, high heels pointed pumps shoes ; Kris Jenner wears sunglasses, a houndstooth pattern gray / black and white checkered oversized blazer jacket, suit wide-leg pants, rubber shoes, a white shirt and burgundy tie, at the Palais de Justice, on May 13, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Edward Berthelot/GC Images)

I do enjoy that Kris is dressed as her bodyguard. That feels symbolic somehow, too.

PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 14: Kim Kardashian is seen going shopping on May 14, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

This, she just wore shopping. It's amusingly terrible but also... practical. Hear me out: To try anything on, all she has to do is unbuckle the belt, and off it comes. The baseball hat was an unexpected touch, as if it's going to stop anyone from realizing who this is.

PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 14: Kim Kardashian (R) is seen going shopping on May 14, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

This literally IS just a belted robe with Skims (probably) underneath it. Hilarrible. Kris looks good in bodyguard mode, though.

Kim Kardashian Hit the Courthouse With Kris in Paris, Now With Actual Working Pics!
And why not, indeed.

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