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# Kim Kardashian Is Hairy On Allure
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kim-kardashian-is-hairy-on-allure-07-2022/
- Published: 2022-07-08T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-07-07T21:11:24.000Z
- Description: Literally!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug The Cover, fugs, Allure, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

Objectively, I don't hate this cover. The photo is striking. Kim looks good. It's surprisingly editorial for *Allure*, which has really backed away from its traditional Close Up of a Person cover (a decision I think is sort of dumb because now they seem more generic, but I am not in charge). The idea of putting the words "natural beauty" next to Kim would be possibly intentionally amusing if this were, say, *Town and Country*, which is often funny, but *Allure* has not made being sarcastic part of its brand.

[To be honest....and you've probably already seen this on social media...this profile is wack](https://www.allure.com/story/kim-kardashian-cover-interview-august-2022?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), although I think it's well-written and mostly tongue-in-cheek from the author. (I feel like the writer spent a lot of time staring out the window trying to figure out how to do this thing, because a lot of what Kim said is honestly flummoxing and *Allure* is NOT going to let her write a piece that says "this is wack," outright. But she does call KK "a very flavorful nut," and that is objectively funny.) I can only run 100 words because that's how Conde Nast rolls but Kim -- who I do not even dislike and who I think gets a bum rap a lot of the time (no pun intended) -- has gone around the bend wrt to personal upkeep and needs to go camping or something for three months with no mirrors and no cameras; she is not being rational; I am sorry; this is wild:

> “A whole bowl?”  
>  
> “Maybe just a bite. I don’t think I can do a whole bowl.”  
>  
> “I don’t think your body could accept a whole bowl.”  
>  
> We nod in agreement. Just a couple of cosmetic gastroenterologists hanging out on a couch, talking shop.

She also does laser beauty treatments at night when the kids are bed. KIM! I beseech you! You are LOADED and you just passed the baby bar, which is not easy! Just move into a real nice place in Ojai and read books and go in the pool and let everything unravel a little bit! We all age! I have a face full of Botox and just got my roots done so I get it but there's Getting Some Botox and then there is eating poop for youth and we gotta get you back somewhere toward the middle, lady!

Additionally:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/Allure-August-Cover-KimKardashian-Watermarked2-1657227393-scaled.jpg "Allure-August-Cover-KimKardashian-Watermarked2-1657227393")

Cover-wise,I'm honestly just really glad, and sort of surprised, they didn't pick this one. Itchy!

*Allure’s August issue is available on newsstands nationwide July 19th.*

###### \[Credits: Writer: Danielle Pergament; Photographer: Danielle Levitt; Stylist: Kyle LuuHair: Chris Appleton; Makeup: Mario Dedivanovic; Manicure: Kim Truong and Diem Truong; Set design: Cooper Vasquez; Producer: Isaac Feria; Cover Fashion Credits: Skims bodysuit\]