Kim Kardashian
Seriously, what a stirring picture of existential joy. I will say, though, that I think her hair looks great shorter and wavier.
Kim Kardashian in Balmain
If that top closed in a flattering way, or place, then I might actually think this was cool. I almost wish she'd worn it the other way around. But if you told me she was in costume as a vixen superhero in a Kanye-penned comic book -- her special talent is that her cleavage is mind-controlling -- then I would believe it.
Kylie Jenner
She clutched her hand like that at the top of her slit in EVERY photo. This poor kid can't catch a break. I really think Kris is keeping her in the basement and throwing her only everyone else's scraps.
Kendall Jenner
Well, she looks a million miles tall. But as usual, she's dressing like she had Bruce do some math for her about the appropriate percentage of her body to show at any given time.
Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner
I genuinely think that sometimes Kim's hard drive has a glitch and her face just freezes. As does her cleavage.