2012
"Okay teeeeeecehnically I was still married to Kris-Not-Mom? But I knew it was love when his pants totally fell off after we got out of the car. Like, free the thigh, right?!?"
2012
"This was the day I found out Kanye thought 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' was about my boobs and that he was watching it."
2012
"I was like, 'Kanye, do you have FORMAL hoodies,' and he was like, 'All hoodies are formal.'"
2012
"I will never forget this day. It was when Beyonce was like TOTALLY unable to believe how lucky she was to have us as friends. Look at her, she's so happy she's literally in shock."
2012
"OMG that's RIGHT, my leather frozen-yogurt legwarmers! I should like really get some soft serve again."
2012
"I think Kanye really liked this because when we got home he ordered the MOST room-service spaghetti."
2012
"This was the first time he tried doing my hair."
2012
"Look! My favorite boating shoes!!!!"
2012
"He didn't know it at the time, but this was the first time out of like A BUNCH that he would carry my shopping bags. I kept it small this time just like out of nicety."
2013
"The week before this, I asked him what we should do for new year's and he was like, 'Tar pits,' and I was like, 'Rent out the tar pits?' and he was like, 'No, dress AS the tar pits.'"
2013
"I had just asked him, 'How do I look,' and he was like, 'Sofa so good,' and I got the joke like four hours later."
2013
"Oh, god, yeah, I told him the club wouldn't let in people wearing hoodies so we borrowed a jacket from the front desk, and then the FIRST thing he saw was a dude in a hoodie. Good times."
2013
"Don't tell but Kris-Not-Mom left this at my house and Kanye found it and I told him it was an unbirthday present. I don't think he believed me?"
2013
"Awww, we are so happy here. It was probably the lobster bib. Lunch was great."
2013
"See, I told you the bags would get bigger. But if I was carrying any of them then nobody would see my dope custom Birkin with all the naked demons on it."
2014
"This is back when I wore coats, instead of just putting them on my shoulders. I always did like Kanye in a coat."
2014
"He was feeling so left out with the cleavage though, so we tried something."
2014
"He enjoyed it."
2014
"And I was like, 'Can we just BEDAZZLE the hoodie or something?; and he was all, 'Want to loan me a pearl,' and I went like, 'As if, honey,' and he was all, 'You don't understand my art.'"
2014
"You guys I LOVE US in this picture. We're so norm. It's so, like... UNDERSTANDABLE."
2014
"Kanye really had to go to the bathroom, but I was like, 'STOP, pose, smile, I'm not like wearing a leather bathing suit for nothing.'"
2014
"Like, hashtag ROYALTY, right?"
2014
"He seriously was like, 'Experiencing the wind on my sternum is going to win me at LEAST two Grammys,' and it felt true."
2014
"TWINNING!!!!"
2014
"This takes me back, peeps. The love is real. Also I think one of the photographers had just asked him if he was wearing two shirts, or what, and it was hilar."
2015
"Fun fact, this is my LITERAL bathrobe."
2015
"Haha Kanye was like, 'Um you didn't tell me the dress code was Funky Egypt,' and went back to the car to get the King Tut mask he keeps in there. He bought it from Nicolas Cage for three round ice cubes and an interior wall from our second house."
2015
"Kanye was OBSESSED with the fact that I'd gotten this dress on without needing to use a paste."
2015
"He TOTALLY didn't know this was me until one of the photographers yelled my name."
2015
"I think this was the night I cut off the circulation in my thighs."
2015
"I was going for The Saddle Ranch, but fashion,' and I nailed it."
2015
"Oh yeah, we'd just had a huge fight because he didn't understand why my coat had forearm holes."
2015
"OMG best Easter mass ever!!! Literally all of us pranked each other by announcing different dress codes."
2015
"I told Kanye to be on Illusion Netting Watch and he did SUCH a good job."
2015
"That's his wine cardigan. It basically IS his fancy hoodie. I was so proud of that."
2015
"This is me saying, 'Oh right I forgot I need a manicure,' and Kanye is looking to see if he brought enough cash to buy the salon."
2015
"You know, people say he was never as formal as I was, but SINCERELY this is also what I wear to sit around watching Selling Sunset?"
2015
"This was my birthing smock."
2015
"Kanye told us the theme for this show was Kanye Westeros and I think we completely fucking nailed it."
2016
"We had been fighting in the car because he didn't tell me I had put my little boob supporter thing on the OUTSIDE by mistake. Like, we had two kids, I was tired, don't just ASSUME I'm being artistic."
2016
"We were SERIOUSLY feeling Sexy Androids at the Met, where the theme was Sexy... something."
2016
"We had been working on our posture together and you can fully tell."
2016
"Haha did we pull this off? It LOOKED like we were starting a jeans trend but I had actually tried doing laundry and it did NOT go well. They should put a warning on that Clorox stuff."
2016
"Sometimes the joy we shared was just so OBVIOUS, you know?"
2016
"Kanye had just been like, 'THAT'S what you're going with?' and I was all, 'OKAY CAPTAIN SWEATSHIRTS,' and walked away. I mean, not every day is good."
2016
"But like at least sometimes the zippers on his sweatshirts were SUPER crisp and new, you know?"
2016
"Crisp and new, like a fresh wax job."
2018
"He did NOT show me that shirt ahead of time."
2018
"I know, you guys. I know. It's so good until his shower slides."
2018
"I think this was when I first realized we might not be soulmates."
2019
"Cute story, so I was pretending to like Kanye's jacket..."
2019
"... and he made it into a blouse. Romantic!!!"
2020
"You guys, if I had known this was going to be the last public portrait of our true love, I would NOT have done anything differently. We look like I fell overboard at my weddig and washed up on a billionaire's private island, and that is EVERYTHING to me."