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Laverne Cox in vintage Mugler

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Laverne Cox is seen at The King's Trust 2024 Global Gala event at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/FilmMagic)

The headpiece is so stunning, to use her favorite word.

Lionel Richie

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Lionel Richie attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

He always looks so cheerful. He knows in his bones that it IS him we're looking for.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Teyana Taylor attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

Her camera purse is charming as hell. Unless it's an actual camera, which would be EVEN cooler.

Joan Smalls

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Joan Smalls attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

Well, I guess it's from 2001? Or should I not believe everything I read? I'm gonna start slapping vintages on my clothes regardless of how old they are.

Irina Shayk

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Irina Shayk attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

I feel like... we could let that eyeliner rest with its master, Amy Winehouse.

Paloma Elsesser in A.F.Vandervorst

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Paloma Elsesser attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

See, this just feels like a wan imitation of that McQueen collection that did eyes on garments.

Michaela Jae Rodriguez

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Michaela Jae Rodriguez attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

You know me, I never cry for a white pump, but if this was the alternative... white was the answer. There are OTHER answers; I just mean in that particular choice. How about sparkly rose gold to match what I think the clutch is serving?

Iris Law

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Iris Law attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

The appeal of harnesses eludes me, unless death is on the line. Like, am I parachuting? Ziplining? Hook me UP. Otherwise, pass.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend attend the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

Sure, okay!

Sam Smith

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Sam Smith attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

They are DEFINITELY tying someone to the train tracks later and DEMANDING the rent.

Ashley Graham

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Ashley Graham attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

I sorta like this plasticky shirt dress on her; am I crazy? AM I?

Kate Beckinsale

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Kate Beckinsale attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

I find this whole vibe exhausting with her -- I think she is READY for a much cooler fashion overhaul and I welcome it -- but she's not been well lately AND she's been grieving her stepfather, who was instrumental in raising her. I hope she felt healthy and amazing on this night and we can do a renaissance another day.

Emily Ratajkowski in D&G

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Emily Ratajkowski is seen at The King's Trust 2024 Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/FilmMagic)

We COULD start on this one, though. That front seam... yeesh.

Helena Christensen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Helena Christensen attends The King's Trust 2024 Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I am whelmed.

Kate Moss

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Kate Moss attends the 2024 King's Trust Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

She looks like she rushed over and did NOT give a shit.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Kate Moss attends The King's Trust 2024 Global Gala at Cipriani South Street on May 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Not sure whoever sewed this dress gave very many shits, either.

Laverne Cox Busted Out More Great Vintage Stuff for the King's Trust
(Last week.)

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