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Heidi Klum

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Heidi Klum attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

WHAT HAPPENED. It's a horror show.

Leni Klum

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Leni Olumi Klum attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I guess Leni won the Sheers Lottery in the Klum household. Or lost? But given what her mother is wearing... won.

Nicole Ari Parker

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Nicole Ari Parker attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

I appreciate her commitment to drama, but I would argue her character is the one the And Just Like That... costumers have the most fun with, and she should actually let them style her in real life. Toe-sling shoes would never happen to Lisa Todd Wexley and should never happen to anyone else either.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Teyana Taylor attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

This is fun. It combines the energy of a great coat and a great caftan.

Precious Lee

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Precious Lee attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I also enjoy this. Heidi set such a low bar, but I think I like this regardless.

Carolyn Murphy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Carolyn Murphy attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is another bizarre one, designed to look like someone ripped the top off and randomly folded a corner of it. I honestly find that embarrassing and wish people would refuse to wear this stuff

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Carolyn Murphy attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

The back makes it clearer that the deconstruction is the point -- and it's not like I didn't get that before, but 90 percent of what you see in a photo is the front, and from that angle this is so bad. It isn't much better from the back, either -- this still looks like someone abandoned a terrible art project -- but the point of view is clearer, at least. I hope she was paid well to put this on.

Toni Garrn

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Toni Garrn attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

And what the fuck madness is this? Why is her hip band designed to look like there's a tiny pair of silken underpants on it? Also, here's hoping those don't come in handy.

Georgina Chapman

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Georgina Chapman attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Georgina is usually very precise; why does her bodice look droopy? What HAPPENED??? Was the theme "tailoring is dumb"?

Paloma Elsesser

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Paloma Elsesser attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

You cannot just slap a feathered wrap around her and think we won't notice nobody finished the top of the dress.

Scarlett White and Karen Elson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Scarlett White (L) and Karen Elson attend The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala at Casa Cipriano on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

You BET this is her daughter with Jack White. You can totally see him in there.

Adut Akech

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Adut Akech attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I like this, and yet somehow it also looks like a beautiful, expensive depiction of viral load.

FKA Twigs

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: FKA Twigs attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Elegant! She looks like a slinky lounge singer.

Natasha Poonawalla

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Natasha Poonawalla attends The King's Trust 4th Annual Global Gala on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is so understated.

Heidi Klum Is Standing In A Pile of Ooze Known As "Her Pants"
WTF.

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