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Heidi Klum

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 05: Heidi Klum is seen on April 05, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I'm a sucker for a leather duster. This is like a very chipper version of The Matrix.

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 3: Heidi Klum is seen on April 3, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

This outfit looks very polished and chic here...

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 03: Heidi Klum is seen on April 03, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by JOCE/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

... but then somehow when she's photographed MOVING, I notice that the blazer seems HUGE, and WOW, that is a high waist on the pants.

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 06: Heidi Klum is seen at "America's Got Talent" on April 06, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Bellocqimages/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Those have to be cocktail pajamas, correct? Or just pajama-pajamas.

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 02: Heidi Klum is seen on April 02, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I continue to love how much she takes advantage of this stroll. Heidi is the Ashley and Amanda of our nation. Both together.

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 26: Heidi Klum arrives at the "America's Got Talent" Season 19 Red Carpet at Pasadena Civic Auditorium on March 26, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)

This is not working as well for me. I am perplexed by the design choices. I guess the good news for her is, if she wore this while filming, she was probably sitting behind a desk and so no one will see much of it.

Sofia Vergara

PASADENA, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 26: SofĂ­a Vergara arrives at the "America's Got Talent" Season 19 Red Carpet at Pasadena Civic Auditorium on March 26, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)

This all seems right in her wheelhouse. She looks good, and it will work when she's sitting down. Sold.

Sofia

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 06: Sofia Vergara is seen at "America's Got Talent" on April 06, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Bellocqimages/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Sofia seems to be a lot LESS committed to fashion on these pap walks, which I understand, I'm sure it gets exhausting. This is all very... professional-shlubby, a thing I didn't realize existed until right now. Those jeans are so big.

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 05: Sofia Vergara is seen at "America's Got Talent" on April 05, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Bellocqimages/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

But honestly, full marks for the sweatpants. I have never related to her more.

Howie Mandel

PASADENA, CA - MARCH 25: Howie Mandel is seen on March 25, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

He looks like a TGI Friday's employee who can't leave the flair at work.

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 28: Howie Mandel is seen on March 28, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

I decided Heidi gave him this for his birthday, to spice up his life and his career as a shorts influencer.

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 03: Howie Mandel is seen on April 03, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by JOCE/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

This seems a lot more like something Howie actually wants to have on his body.

PASADENA, CA - MARCH 23: Howie Mandel arrives at 'America's Got Talent' on March 23, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

Honestly? I like it!

Pasadena, CA - APRIL 06: Howie Mandel is seen on April 06, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

He looks like he's in disguise as 1990s David Letterman.

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 05: Howie Mandel is seen on April 5, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Hollywood To You/Star Max/GC Images)

Someone may need to explain this hat to me, though. I mean, the suit is also bad, but... basically, I hope I am missing an important significance behind the shape of the cap, because otherwise...

PASADENA, CA - APRIL 05: Howie Mandel is seen on April 05, 2024 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by PG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

... Did this begin life as a Modern Family sock? Or... condom?

Heidi Klum Is Tireless, and Howie Mandel Seems Sort of Exhausting Sometimes
America just won't stop having talent, I guess.

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