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Iggy Azalea
Brooklyn Nets v New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2023
I had forgotten about Iggy Azalea. If I cut out the basketball, and maybe put her into a new background, you'd think she was at the VMAs, or an album release, or a store opening, or any one of a hundred things other than, "Courtside at the Knicks."
Iggy Azalea
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Iggy Azalea
Brooklyn Nets v New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2023
Reader, I laughed. The boots, the illusion of pantslessness, the lollipop... Also, she could be anyone in this photo. Don't waste your courtside press this way, kid! You need recognizable images if you want to reboot your career, again, some more.
with Emily Ratajkowski
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Iggy Azalea, Emily Ratajkowski
Brooklyn Nets v New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2023
Nice of Em to hook her pants down just a little bit further. I am also astonished that $5 sports bra held up to the camera flashes (I think).
Eric Andre, Em Rata, Diplo
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Eric Andre, Emily Ratajkowski, Diplo
Brooklyn Nets v New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2023
Diplo seems like the absolute worst, from everything I've ever read, and those boots are not helping. He looks like he's slowly rendering into a video game character.
Janet Montgomery, Jack Antonoff, Margaret Qualley
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Janet Montgomery with husband Joe Fox, Jack Antonoff, Sarah Margaret Qualley
Utah Jazz v New York Knicks, NBA, Basketball, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 11 Feb 2023
Three out of the four of these people had pants that really ride up on their legs when they sit down. Janet was on New Amsterdam, that's her husband next to her, and Jack and Margaret are engaged, and he was VERY canoodley with her in the other photos. It was cute. Anyway: These four are comfortingly dressed like they are ready to watch some hoops.
Penn Badgley
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Penn Badgley
Brooklyn Nets v New York Knicks, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 13 Feb 2023
I feel like every single person in this photograph (except that one delightful lady who probably isn't even paying attention to it) wishes for the moment to pass.
Ziwe
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Ziwe
San Antonio Spurs v New York Knicks, NBA Basketball, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 04 Jan 2023
It is a Knicks game, not a fashion party at a Finnish ice hotel!
Ziwe
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Ziwe
San Antonio Spurs v New York Knicks, NBA Basketball, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 04 Jan 2023
Those boots are even funnier somehow when she sits in them.
Noah Baumbach, Ben Stiller, Susan Kelechi Watson
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Noah Baumbach, Ben Stiller, Susan Kelechi Watson watch the home town New York Knicks beat the visiting Cleveland Cavilers 105-103 at Madison Square Garden
Cleveland Caviliers v New York Knicks, NBA Basketball game, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 24 Jan 2023
Do we think the Knicks were playing PARTICULARLY badly during this stretch of the game? Susan looks STRESSED and Noah just seems so sad. (They actually won this one by two points.)
Dave McCary and Emma Stone
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Emma Stone with husband Dave McCary
Los Angeles Lakers v New York Knicks, NBA Baksetball Game, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 31 Jan 2023
"Is this the first time anyone has seen your bob? I bet they're going to love it."
Anna Wintour
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Anna Wintour, Russell Westbrook
Los Angeles Lakers v New York Knicks, NBA Baksetball Game, Madison Square Garden, New York, USA - 31 Jan 2023
"If even a splash of Gatorade gets on me, I shall murder."
