Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

They are a ridiculously good-looking couple. That suit is perfectly cut for her. She seems VERY happy. Oh no. Nicole and Keith ALSO always seemed very happy. I am going to stop thinking about this now.

I don't even have a photo of him looking at her, but let's assume it's because he looks at her tenderly all day, every day. Remember THIS photo? I guess this is kin to that, in its own way. I'll take it. HANG IN THERE, HOT PEOPLE.

Kerry Washington

This dress is gorgeous. I'd still love some wrist accessories. A watch will work, Kerry!

Cailee Spaeny

The NAB is catching. Otherwise, I mostly like this.

Glenn Close

Okay, she looks extremely cool. It's like Disco Cruella. She gave up being dog-thirsty and started a fashion magazine, and wears gloves in case she needs to murder anyone irritating.

Greta Gerwig

This is serviceable, and boring. Which honestly seems like her aesthetic when she's not on an awards run, and that's fine. Save your energy, and in the meantime, there's nothing wring with serviceable and boring.

Mila Kunis

ANOTHER underbaked outfit, sheesh. It's also under-tailored and too far south of her underarms.

This was the first pic I saw of it, and I was intrigued until I realized that's a funky reflection of the carpet rather than an actual outfit detail. Her face looks great but this is super half-assed and I suspect she agrees.

Daryl McCormack

He is a delightful screen presence, and this suit conveys none of that.

Josh Brolin

He is Josh Brolin, and this photo conveys all of that.

Andrew Scott

And the last time we saw HIM, I was like, "Hmm, so boring, so monochrome, so dark," and he clearly felt a tremor in the Force. None of these go together AT ALL. He looks like a vat of neapolitan ice cream.

Knives Out is Nigh(ves Out)

But not as nigh as I'd like.