Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker
This dress is very much not my own personal jam, although I do love the veil, but it feels VERY rock and roll and as such is pretty right for this event. I have to say that I at least appreciate that this wedding had a very strong point of view, aesthetically. Like, someone had a vision and that vision was executed!
Kim Kardashian
I pray to god that Kim is heading into a Morticia Addams phase, mostly because I think that would be funny and also she might pull it off. FYI: Pete Davidson did not attend, because this was scheduled for the same weekend as the SNL season finale (and also his last episode).
Kris Jenner
This is very glamorous, yes, but also very slightly like what I'd imagine on Miss Piggy in her dotage.
Mark Hoppus and Machine Gun Kelly
You can only BARELY see Blink 182 bandmate Mark Hoppus there behind his wife, but he looked healthy in other pics and it's good to see. MGK's suit is, as usual, really great on him -- he's talking into his iPhone like he has it on speaker in this pic and I feel like that seems like a bad idea on a boat! Also: Megan Fox was definitely at this wedding, but I didn't see any snaps of her.
Kim Kardashian
We got a lot of photos of the guests and family flarging around Portofino in the run-up to the wedding and I'm concerned that Kim is going to get a foot fungus. (They were getting off a yacht, and I assume she put her shoes back on shortly.)
Kim Kardashian
I gotta say: I think the blonde hair works on her. I also wish she'd decided to go Full Caftan at this event. It's Portofino! Do it!
Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker
They both honestly look great here. Informative Caption tells me that they're heading to "lunch at the Abbey of San Fruttuoso," which looks pretty great. I'm enraged that we're not all in Italy right now.
Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner
All these giant cross necklaces cannot help but vault me back into Madonna's greatest hits.
Devin Booker
He's en route to the wedding here. Spoiler: Devin Booker is handsome.
Kylie Jenner
I'm annoyed that I think so many of these folks look so good. Also: I don't THINK Travis Scott traveled for this, but I'm not totally sure. Last time they were in public together, she looked OVER. IT.
Kylie Jenner and Kris Jenner
(a) Kylie looks like what would happen if the NFL decided they needed outfits for refs to wear to the club. (b) I did not expect this much ice cream in this slideshow.