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# Kristen Chenoweth's Boots Go Nearly to Her Chin
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kristen-chenoweths-boots-go-nearly-to-her-chin-09-2017/
- Published: 2017-09-25T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2017-09-25T16:00:10.000Z
- Description: They are aggressive!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

FYI, the phrase "Kristen Chenoweth's Boots Go Nearly to Her Chin" is whatever the typewritten version of a tongue-twister is. A finger finagler? First I typed that her *boos* go nearly to her chin, which is nonsensical but at least Halloween-y, and then that her *boobs* go nearly to her chin, which would be quite an endorsement for her push-up bra. But no. I meant her BOOTS. Her shoes. Those things on her feet. They are aggressive! While I DO appreciate how perfectly she matches the movie's logo, and I will always love Cheno for the time she unself-consciously told the world that she accidentally once set her extensions on fire while she was barfing, she kind of looks like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader whose boots have gained sentience and are en route to choke her.

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