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Kristen Stewart poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Crimes of the Future' at the 75th international film festival, Cannes, southern France
2022 Crimes of the Future Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 23 May 2022
I think this is....a mess. We joke all the time about outfits where the skirt looks like improvised bedsheets but it's truly the case here.
Viggo Mortensen and Kristen Stewart (in Chanel)
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Viggo Mortensen and Kristen Stewart
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
This is messy, it doesn't photograph well, and the two pieces don't feel particularly complimentary to me -- I actually think you COULD work this skirt under other circumstances and these are not the circumstances in question.
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
It's also inexplicably wrinkled.
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
I guess...it has pockets? That's good?
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
The top is actually very cool and I think we're easily distracted from it by the skirt situation, which is a shame. This beading is great. I almost wish she'd just recycled her Oscar shorts.
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
As ever, though, her head looks great. She's got the best hair and makeup team in the business, for my money.
Lea Seydoux in Chanel
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Lea Seydoux
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
Meanwhile, this is matronly. What is in the espresso over there at Chanel?
Emily Ratajkowski in Miu Miu
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Emily Ratajkowski
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
This is inoffensive on EmRata and it sort of amused me that she looks like this in all the photos -- as if she regrets apparating there and wishes she could zap herself back to wherever she was earlier in the day.
Sharon Stone in D&G
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Sharon Stone
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
I mean, yeah. She looks dishy in this.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Lanvin
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Maggie Gyllenhaal
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
I wish she'd worn this during her awards season run -- it's great. I do wonder if it needs a necklace, but Maggie isn't a person who wears a lot of bling.
Denise Capezza
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Denise Capezza
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
Dreamy.
Nadia Tereszkiewcz
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Nadia Tereszkiewcz
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
Also dreamy. I wish K.Stew would do this once, just to mess with people.
Amira Casar
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Amira Casar
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
Don't get mad at me but I LOVE this patterned wine bag and that is not my being sarcastic.
Irma Lake
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Irma Lake
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
This feels very chic, AND like it might be inspired by very expensive pajamas.
Vincent Cassel, Tina Kunakey di Vita in Valentino
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Vincent Cassel, Tina Kunakey di Vita
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
She looks lovely and I looked her up and she married him when she was 21 and he was 51 so that is a thing that happened. I would like Monica Bellucci's take on it.
Rebecca Hall in Prada
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Rebecca Hall
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
This is really fun...
Rebecca Hall in Prada
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Rebecca Hall
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
...from every angle.
Elisa de Panicis
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Elisa de Panicis
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
WHEN WILL THIS END MY GOD IT'S SO BORING
Abla Sofy
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Abla Sofy
'Crimes of the Future' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2022
