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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (428352bq) Kristen Stewart 'COLD CREEK MANOR' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 17 SEP 2003

I recently used a photo of her from Panic Room in this Brad Pitt post, so I didn't pull it again, but that would have been the right chronological beginning. Instead, we start with her displaying the same sort of attitude she has today - which is actually refreshing, to know she's consistent.

In 2005

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (559195x) Kristen Stewart 'ZATHURA' FILM PREMIERE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 06 NOV 2005

And then we would have gone here, but I already used that recently as well, so we land instead in 2005. Where she's still wearing a tiny tiny zipper. I think people thought I was bagging on all low-rise pants. I was not! Just the ones that are so low you cannot sit without fear of crack and/or are worn with cropped shirts.

2007

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kazden/Shutterstock (696454w) Kristen Stewart 'Into the Wild' Film Premiere, Los Angeles, America - 18 Sep 2007

This is quite nice. And well-accessorized. I always forget she's actually a natural blonde. The honey color looks nice on her.

Toronto Film Festival Into The Wild, Toronto, Canada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carolyn Kaster/AP/Shutterstock (7087896l) Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of "Into The Wild" during the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto Toronto Film Festival Into The Wild, Toronto, Canada

Sigh. Baby's first netting.

2008

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (726913kj) Kristen Stewart 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, America - 27 Jan 2008 Kristen Stewart 2008 SAG Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California on January 27, 2008 . Los Angeles, California Photo ® Matt Baron/BEImages

She was at the SAGs this year in support of Sean Penn's Into The Wild, which was nominated; this was mere weeks before she began filming the first Twilight installment, which explains the return to very dark hair. This dress is a bit of a mess, also.

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock (800591v) Kristen Stewart MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles, America - 07 Sep 2008 The 2008 MTV VMAs were held last night in Los Angeles and the highlight was undoubtedly a return to form of one of the music channel's biggest stars, Britney Spears. After starring in a short comedy sketch, the singer received a standing ovation and, somewhat controversially, made a clean sweep of all her nominated awards: Best Female Video, Best Pop Video and Video of the Year. Russell Brand presented the ceremony and was distinctly political in his performance, endorsing Barack Obama as a presidential candidate, slamming President Bush and poking fun at Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The stars were truly out for the night, with performances by the Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Pink, Mark Ronson, Timbaland, Linkin Park and Alicia Keys, while award winners included Pussycat Dolls, Lil Wayne, Gnarls Barkley and Tokio Hotel.

This looks like... a t-shirt inspired by how an Atari would draw a brain.

2008

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Picture Perfect/Shutterstock (819314bo) Kristen Stewart 'Twilight' Film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 17 Nov 2008 Directed by Catherine Hardwicke and based on Stephenie Meyer's 2005 best-selling novel of the same name, 'Twilight' follows the story of 17-year-old Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) who finds herself drawn to vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), who is 108 but looks 17, when she moves to a new town. Although Edward discourages the romance at first, they soon fall deeply in love. When the arrival of three nomadic vampires, James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Edi Gathegi), and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), puts Bella's life in danger, Edward and his family put their lives at stake to save her.

And hre we have the Twilight premiere. The dress is a nice idea but a confusing jumble in execution, which might also describe the entire Twilight series.

2008

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joanne Davidson/Shutterstock (7532116aw) Uk Premiere of 'Twilight' at the Vue Leicester Square Kristen Stewart Uk Premiere of 'Twilight' at the Vue Leicester Square - 03 Dec 2008

This garbage-bag prison also feels like a metaphor. (And yes, while I've freely poked fun at Twilight, here I'm actually more referring to how challenging life became for her and R.Pattz at a certain point, because the actual fandom was SO intense and encompassing and stifling at times.)

2009

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Masatoshi Okauchi/Shutterstock (855890a) Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner 'Twilight' film premiere, Tokyo, Japan - 27 Feb 2009 Directed by Catherine Hardwicke and based on Stephenie Meyer's 2005 best-selling novel of the same name, 'Twilight' follows the story of 17-year-old Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) who finds herself drawn to vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), who is 108 but looks 17, when she moves to a new town. Although Edward discourages the romance at first, they soon fall deeply in love. When the arrival of three nomadic vampires, James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Edi Gathegi), and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), puts Bella's life in danger, Edward and his family put their lives at stake to save her.

"Hey guys. It's raining. And Rob pranked me by sewing a shower curtain to the bottom of my minidress. I'm going to get him back by washing his hair while he sleeps."

2009

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Masatoshi Okauchi/Shutterstock (855891a) Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart 'Twilight' film press conference, Tokyo, Japan - 27 Feb 2009 Directed by Catherine Hardwicke and based on Stephenie Meyer's 2005 best-selling novel of the same name, 'Twilight' follows the story of 17-year-old Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) who finds herself drawn to vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), who is 108 but looks 17, when she moves to a new town. Although Edward discourages the romance at first, they soon fall deeply in love. When the arrival of three nomadic vampires, James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Edi Gathegi), and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), puts Bella's life in danger, Edward and his family put their lives at stake to save her.

"So, I didn't get him back before he was able to sew an elaborately folded pillowcase to my next dress."

2009

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Sayles/AP/Shutterstock (6355248ad) Kristen Stewart Cast member Kristen Stewart arrives at the premiere of "Adventureland" in Los Angeles on Premiere Adventureland LA, Los Angeles, USA

This is trippy. I feel like if I stare at it for very long, I might be enticed to do something I don't want to, like watch Twilight.

2009

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Riccardo De Luca/AP/Shutterstock (7078146d) Kristen Stewart U.S. actress Kristen Stewart poses during a photo call to present the movie 'Twilight' at the third edition of the Rome International Film Festival, in Rome, . The third edition of the Rome film festival is scheduled to run until Oct. 31 ITALY ROME FILM FESTIVAL, ROME, Italy

This is a good exhibit for when people want to argu against pockets in formalwear.

2009

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Riccardo De Luca/AP/Shutterstock (7078146h) Kristen Stewart U.S. actress Kristen Stewart arrives to present the movie "Twilight" at the third edition of the Rome International Film Festival, in Rome, . The third edition of the Rome film festival is scheduled to run until Oct. 31 ITALY ROME FILM FESTIVAL, ROME, Italy

That's cute on her -- simple, too, in a way that says Bella Swan to me.

2009

I enjoy the Spider Man quality to this minidress. She also allegedly had sprained her ankle, hence the Converse, but it later became so common for her to switch to kicks inside a venue that I wonder if it was a little white lie. Also, this old lady wants to know why you bother with high-tops if you're not lacing them.

2009

Here, Kristen has a dodgy haircut because she was playing Joan Jett in what turned out to be a bad movie that is totally lost to the sands of time. It looks as though she cut it by bending over and then shaking her skirt so the little knives did their job.

2009

We've entered the era where R.Pattz often looks drunkenly surprised that anyone knows his name. Kristen's dress had a big window in the back showing off her underwear. Not a great day for anyone but Taylor Lautner.

2009

Pattinson had a Hugh Grant mood board, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?

2009

That hair is... I decided she lost a bet with her hairdresser, who decided to make her look like the belle of a debutante ball. The dress is funky, at least.

2010

A bit pinchy. Also she'd have been better off with the Converse.

2010

I remember being intrigued by this at the time. Also, the level of Over It in her facial expressions is already amazing. She seems a lot more comfortable now, or freer, anyway.

2010

This needed a necklace, and I think would've been so much dreamier with a full skirt. But, an attempt was made!

2010

The Runaways! That's the Jett movie! Thanks, Step-and-Repeat. You're a trouper. This dress looks like someone finished it by hugging her from behind.

2010

What a dilemma. Hoik it as needed, and the world is your gyno. Leave it, and it sags. I feel like the real answer was leaving it on the HANGER, but the pattern is so cool that I get her temptation.

2010

I laugh out loud whenever I see this Met Gala dress, and I do not think that was the intent.

2010

I would have loved colorful shoes with this. The dress has an open back and actually looks quite cool on her.

2010

And this is great, but for the messy hair. (Wind, perhaps?)

2010

She LOVED a shirt and tight mini at this point. The top piece of this one is great.

2011

You'd think someone who hated wearing heels would have hurled these out the window of the limo. (Her legs do look a mile long, though.)(Also, see? Short, tight, metallic.)

2011

We pause to bring you tire tracks at the Met Gala.

2011

And back to short, tight, sparkly! The sparkle here technically comes from light glinting off a bajillion paper clips, and I believe the top of that dress did slip down and require her to gamely adjust it.

2011

Am I nuts, or does it look like this slit was torn up a bit higher? Still, I LOVE this. How commanding she looks.

2011

Okay, but did NO ONE counsel this child on what to wear for her handprint and footprint ceremony? That is WAY too short! She had to crouch down in that, and the dude behind ier was probably terrified of accidentally peeping at her.

2011

Well, look, the messy tulle at the bottom isn't great, but otherwise I LOVE this. I hope this was a piano picture for them at some point. She is glowing.

2012

Okay! I'll take it!

2012

This was for the "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations" Met Gala, nd the only real impossibility here is that anyone had a conversation with her about how it fit the theme.

2012

Paintball meets gangrene.

2012

Kristen does love a wacky trouser, but could she not have bought a real t-shirt? Even one from the freaking airport that says CANNES YOU FEEL IT would have been nicer. Kirsten looks cute but also teeter-y on those platforms.

2012

"Listen. Nobody gets to Dunst without going through me. PERIOD."

2012

Why has this dress been lightly slashed?

2012

I do love this on her.

2012

And I quite like this as well. The little unfurling bit of chartreuse is appealing.

2012

Short! Tight! Shiny! Comfort zone! (Also possibly known as, What Her Teen Fans Wanted Most From Her At An MTV Event.)

2012

I assume she did not complete this outfit with Uggs. I remember really liking this on her.

2012

If memory serves, this was the first time we saw her after the Rupert Sanders cheating scandal (he directed Snow White and the Huntsman, was married to Liberty Ross, was caught in a clinch with K Stew). I also almost called that the Rupert Everett cheating scandal. IT WAS NOT. Anyhoo, this felt like a very bold Yep, I Know What You're Thinking, And I Don't Care kind of dress for her first surfacing.

2012

I do not love a romper. But she does look cute in this one.

2012

MADRID, SPAIN - NOVEMBER 15: Actress Kristen Stewart attends the "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" (La Saga Crepusculo: Amanecer Parte 2) photocall at the Villamagna Hotel on November 15, 2012 in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

This is great, too, because THAT NECKLACE.

2012

VERY daring for a Twilight premiere. Her lipstick is fantastic. Her see-through dress is... a see-through dress.

2012

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 14: Kristen Stewart attends the UK Premiere of 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' at Odeon Leicester Square on November 14, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart Wilson/Getty Images)

This legitimately looks like it's acting as a giant boob pasty.

2012

I wish that were a hair less tight, because it's fun.

2012

The cross your heart bra lives!

2012

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I wish we'd had a better angle on this. The dress is fabulous.

2012

"Yes, hi, this was the year I decided I gave no fucks. Bye!"

2013

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 24: Actress Kristen Stewart arrives at the Oscars at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

She was on crutches at this Oscars ceremony, or at least, she was anytime she had to walk. This looks droopy and in need of a hoik, but credit where credit is due for hauling herself around all night.

2013

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 23: Actress Kristen Stewart arrives at Nickelodeon's 26th Annual Kids' Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 23, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Okay, having JUST noted I don't like rompers... would this have been better as a romper?

2013

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 06: Actress Kristen Stewart attends the Costume Institute Gala for the "PUNK: Chaos to Couture" exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

The worst. The absolute worst. The pants look like they're self-inflating.

2013

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I feel like going where Vanessa Hudgens has gone before you is a WEIRD life choice for K.Stew.

2013

DALLAS, TX - DECEMBER 10: Kristen Stewart arrives for the Chanel "Metiers d'Art" Show at Fair Park on December 10, 2013 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Cooper Neill/Getty Images for Chanel)

Those? Are Chanel pants. High-waisted string-tie burnt orange leather pants with a sweater worn tied across her hips and a horrendous taupe crop top. What was Karl doing, and why did he have to do it in Kristen's direction?

2014

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I sincerely can't tell if the lobster bib is attached to the dress or just to her neck.

2014

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Actress Kristen Stewart attends the "Charles James: Beyond Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

She's a Chanel girl at this point, so she repped them at the Met Galas. That could have been cute as a miniskirt, but leaves me a bit cold as it is. 

2014

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: (L-R) Kristen Stewart, Juliette Binoche and Chloe Grace Moretz attend the "Clouds Of Sils Maria" premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And that's a hard pass on the couture leisurewear.

2014

Kristen Stewart at the Chanel Paris Fashion Week show.

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These might be the most hideous pants in existence, save for a few pairs worn by Demi Lovato one particularly memorable year.

2014

'Clouds of Sils Maria' film premiere at the New York Film Festival in NYC.

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I like this, even WITH the Tin Man components.

2014

New York, NY - Kristen Stewart made an appearance at the Apple Store in Soho on Tuesday evening to answer questions about her new film 'Camp X-Ray.' The former 'Twilight' starlet looked edgy in a leather mini dress and black oxford flats. She complimented the look with dramatic smokey eye makeup and her short pixie cut kept unbrushed. In her upcoming flick, Kristen breaks the mold of her traditional typecast plain jane roles by playing a U.S. Marine and Guantanamo Bay prison guard. AKM-GSI October 7, 2014 To License These Photos, Please Contact : Steve Ginsburg (310) 505-8447 (323) 423-9397 steve@akmgsi.com sales@akmgsi.com or Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com ginsburgspalyinc@gmail.com

I cannot get behind anything that looks like a leather overalls dress being worn backwrds.

2014

HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Actress Kristen Stewart attends a special screening of "Still Alice" during the AFI FEST 2014 presented by Audi at Dolby Theatre on November 12, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

By comparison, this is better.

2015

And straight-up, this is great.

2015

Why does Chanel do things?

2015

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This scalloped gown is quite lovely, though.

2016

NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 13: Kristen Stewart attends The Cinema Society with Montblanc and Dom Perignon screening of Sony Pictures Classics' "Still Alice" at Landmark's Sunshine Cinema on January 13, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Sheer AND veiny.

2015

Satin and lace together like this are basically my nightmare.

2015

Are those QUILTED shorts? Was Karl trying to make quicker picker upper clothes? Like an early Thinx garment?

2015

This looks slightly like it's a reboot of the dress she wore to the 2008 SAGs at the top of this slideshow.

2016

More random slashes.

2016

I can't with your quilting, Karl. She's not a purse.

2016

If this were not two sizes too small, it might be good?

2016

I'll TAKE IT.

2016

I'll Take It 2: More Taking.

2016

52115177 Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Equals' at Arclight theatre in Los Angeles, California on July 7, 2016. Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Equals' at Arclight theatre in Los Angeles, California on July 7, 2016. Pictured: Kristen Stewart FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

I'll Take It, Part 3: Taking It, Then Straight Up Burning It In a Shed Somewhere, Which Might Be How Sheryl's She-Shed Caught Fire Now That I Think About It.

2016

This photo ALWAYS gives me the willies. It sincerely does look like she has no legs.

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I guess she looks as cool in a leather bag as anyone can.

2016

I feel like, after she took this off, she sent it to a thrift store where a DELIGHTED person bought it for her wedding.

2016

Chanel is so bad at the Met Gala. This might have been fine most other places, but YAWN, Karl.

2016

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She REALLY needs better t-shirts.

2016

52057853 Celebrities attend the 'American Honey' red carpet during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. Celebrities attend the 'American Honey' red carpet during the 69th annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2016 in Cannes, France. Pictured: Kristen Stewart FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

And I hope she eighty-sixed that satin skirt.

2016

52061212 Celebrities attend the photocall of 'Personal Shopper' at the 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2016 in Cannes, France. Celebrities attend the photocall of 'Personal Shopper' at the 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2016 in Cannes, France. Pictured: Kristen Stewart FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

"BRING IT, FRANCE. DO YOUR WORST."

2016

52062133 Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Personal Shopper' at 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2016 in Cannes, France. Celebrities attend the premiere of 'Personal Shopper' at 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2016 in Cannes, France. Pictured: Kristen Stewart, Olivier Assayas FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Narrator: Instead, she did her worst, to her hair and sleeves.

2016

Oh, super, now we're getting POCKETS as pasties.

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This is basically her aesthetic, but as if she ran it past Tommy Hilfiger first.

2016

Originally, I said of this, "Someone left Donna Martin out in the rain," and I don't think I can improve upon that.

2016

52203642 Celebrities arrive at the NYFF World Premiere of "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk," held at the AMC Lincoln Square on October 14, 2016 in New York City, New York. Celebrities arrive at the NYFF World Premiere of "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk," held at the AMC Lincoln Square on October 14, 2016 in New York City, New York. Pictured: Kristen Stewart FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This is her second safety-pin outfit. And she couldn't use ONE of those to attach a second sleeve?

2016

She managed to keep the jacket in place. Oddly it's the shoes I like least.

2016

Funky pajama suit. I'm in.

2016

Wrinkly satin formal tracksuit. I'm out.

2017

On SNL, she basically wore Spanx with a fence around it.

2017

This feels very Sad Sinead O'Connor.

2017

What is even happening, Chanel?

2017

Pants with a built-in zip-up quasi-cummerbund?!?!?

2017

.... No. She looks cool in it, objectively, but she cannot make IT cool.

2017

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With a proper non-Kardashian top, and maybe some shoulders, I'd be into that suit.

2017

Mandatory Credit: Photo by FeatureflashSHM/REX/Shutterstock (9218982p) Kristen Stewart American Cinematheque Awards, Show, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Nov 2017

"And so I stand before you dressed as the bottled-up RAGE caused by a quickly laddered nylon"

2018

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I wish she had actually gone skiing in this.

2018

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The socks hurt.

2018

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Okay, now we're at the beginning of her Cannes jury stint, in an outfit I think I might hav liked better with a regular rise on the pant.

2018

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Nope.

2018

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Don't sleep on the plastic boots. 

2018

Mandatory Credit: Photo by FRANCK ROBICHON/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9669513cj) (L-R) Kristen Stewart, Lea Seydoux, Khadja Nin, Ava DuVernay and Cate Blanchett arrive at the screening of 'Girls of the Sun (Les Filles du Soleil)' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 12 May 2018. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. Girls of the Sun Premiere - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

What a great jury.

2018

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James McCauley/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9670487ce) Kristen Stewart Kering Women in Motion Awards Dinner, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 2018 WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *5744613al

What a limp bodice. Actually, it manages t both need a hoik AND seem potentially tight?

2018

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James McCauley/REX/Shutterstock (9670845bg) Kirsten Stewart 'BlacKkKlansman' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2018

I gave her credit then, as I will do now, for going completely different with all of her looks at this thing.

2018

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9677820au) Kristen Stewart amfAR's 25th Cinema Against AIDS Gala, Arrivals, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2018

To me, this is one of the few times her makeup fully let her down.

2018

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Knife + Heart - Premiere Featuring: Kristen Stewart Where: Cannes, France When: 17 May 2018 Credit: Franck Castel/ News Pictures/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, China, Japan, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Australia, South Africa, Argentina)**

I appreciatd this idea more than the execution of it. The pants with the satiny top and elastic waist just burn.

2018

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Closing Ceremony Featuring: Lea Seydoux, Kristen Stewart Where: Cannes, France When: 19 May 2018 Credit: Euan Cherry/WENN

Dreary dishwater, especially next to Lea's glam.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10218062i) Kristen Stewart 'JT LeRoy' Film Premiere, Arrivals, ArcLight Cinemas, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Apr 2019 Wearing Thom Browne

This seems like her favored aesthetic.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10225566ho) Kristen Stewart Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

Her head worked for the camp theme, but the trousers are boring as hell.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by PICJER/imageSPACE/Shutterstock (10404235w) Kristen Stewart 'Seberg' premiere, Arrivals, Toronto International Film Festival, Canada - 07 Sep 2019

She really likes that cut, though.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michelle Quance/Variety/Shutterstock (10404275dj) Kristen Stewart Variety and Chanel, Female Filmmakers Dinner, Toronto International Film Festival, Canada - 07 Sep 2019

And again. (Same pair. She may have had this sports bra on under that jacket.)

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10423974af) Kristen Stewart Pioneer of the Year Dinner Honoring Elizabeth Banks, Arrivals, The Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, USA - 25 Sep 2019

This IS a Zoot Suit Riot.

2019

North/South America, UK, Australia Rights Only - Venice-Italy-20190830-Seberg Premiere at the 76th Venice Film Festival -PICTURED: Kristen Stewart -PHOTO by: Simone Comi/IPA/INSTARimages.com -IPA_IPA16381430.jpg This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

This was a real swerve.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10436150w) Kristen Stewart 'Seberg' premiere, BFI London Film Festival, UK - 04 Oct 2019 Wearing Chanel same outfit as catwalk model *10325735ce

This, less so -- it's a fusion of that one maroon suit with no shirt, and then the blouse at Cannes that buttoned only at the top.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10468894x) Kristen Stewart participates in the "Charlie's Angels" cast photo call at The Whitby Hotel, in New York NY "Charlie's Angels" Cast Photo Call, New York, USA - 07 Nov 2019

I did not remember when we saw this first that she'd worn string belts so many other times in her life.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jacques BENAROCH/SIPA/Shutterstock (10413395al) Kristen Stewart poses for the photographers after she unveiled her cabin sign given in tribute to her career along the Promenade des Planches during the 45th Deauville American Film Festival. Kristen Stewart photocall, 45th Deauville American Film Festival, France - 13 Sep 2019

She's really giving the Bermuda shorts her all.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10418643g) Kristen Stewart Opening night, 67th San Sebastian Film Festival, Spain - 19 Sep 2019

I cannot say the same for this, which was allegedly at opening night in San Remo?!?

2019

North America Rights Only - Deauville, France -20190914- Arrivals at the 45th Deauville American Film Festivalc closing ceremony. -PICTURED: Kristen Stewart -PHOTO by: Reynaud Julien/ABACA/INSTARimages.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

This feels like it's trying SO HARD to funk up a basic Chanel tweed blazer, and failing.

2019

North America Rights Only - Deauville , France -20190913- Guests attending the premiere of the movie Seberg during the 45th Deauville American Film Festival. -PICTURED: Kristen Stewart -PHOTO by: Reynaud Julien/ABACA/INSTARimages.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Instar Images LLC for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Instar Images LLC reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

And now: a cropped blazer and hotpants.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10419500s) Kristen Stewart 'Seberg' film premiere, 67th San Sebastian Film Festival, Spain - 20 Sep 2019 Wearing Thom Browne, Shoes by Chanel

She LOVES A TOP BUTTON.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10419116ax) Kristen Stewart 'Seberg' Photocall, 67th San Sebastian Film Festival, Spain - 20 Sep 2019

Except... I guess when she doesn't.

2019

ZURICH, SWITZERLAND - OCTOBER 02: Kristen Stewart attends the "Seberg" premiere during the 15th Zurich Film Festival at Kino Corso on October 02, 2019 in Zurich, Switzerland. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for ZFF)

This is wearing her.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10472535bf) Kristen Stewart arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of "Charlie's Angels" at the Regency Theater Westwood on LA Premiere of "Charlie's Angels", Los Angeles, USA - 11 Nov 2019

That's got more panache, but also SO MANY flaps.

2019

The UK Premiere of Charlie's Angels held at the Curzon Mayfair - Arrivals Featuring: Kristen Stewart Where: London, United Kingdom When: 20 Nov 2019 Credit: Mario Mitsis/WENN.com

Sure! We're at the end of this thing and we've seen worse.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Thibault Camus/AP/Shutterstock (10491651h) Actress Kristen Stewart poses during a photocall before the presentation of Chanel's Metiers d'Art collection, Wednesday, Dec.4, 2019 at the Grand Palais in Paris Fashion Chanel Photocall, Paris, France - 04 Dec 2019

Like this. WORSE.

2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/January Images/Shutterstock (10501620c) Kristen Stewart at the Amazon Studios Seberg Special Screening Presented by Audi Amazon Studios 'Seberg' Special Film Screening Presented by Audi, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Dec 2019 Wearing Chanel Same Outfit as catwalk model *10431883bo

BOOBS ARE NOT A SHIRT.

2020

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10520222o) Kristen Stewart 'Underwater' film premiere, Arrivals, Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Downtown Los Angeles, USA - 07 Jan 2020

Oh, Kristen. What Fug Madness campaign might you be running right now, if the world were not falling ill? Please hold onto your plans and deploy them later when it's safe.

Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart: The Red Carpet Retrospective
It is VAST!

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