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# Kristen Stewart Has No Legs AND No Shirt
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kristen-stewart-has-no-legs-and-no-shirt-12-2019/
- Published: 2019-12-11T21:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2019-12-11T19:28:51.000Z
- Description: Only one of these is an optical illusion.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Chanel, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Finally! I can check something off my bucket list. I performed a LITERAL double-take at that first photo. Yes, that's a (great) necklace being used in place of a shirt. On one hand, her boobs are great and she's young and we're heading into the roaring 20s again -- let your underboob fly! That's what toupee tape is for! On the other: I suspect a lot of people at this screening also did a literal No Shirt Double-Take. I might have just plonked on a white ribbed tank. (Her makeup, it must be said, looks AMAZING.)

But I really only pulled this photo in the first place because it seems K Stew is also AMAZING at levitating:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/12/shutterstock_editorial_10501620c-1576092263.jpg "Amazon Studios 'Seberg' Special Film Screening Presented by Audi, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Dec 2019")

Someone tell Hermione they made tights out of the same fabric they use for Harry's invisibility cloak.

###### \[Photos by Todd Williamson/January Images/Shutterstock\]